To Zeus: how many kids did you have with mortals the last 10.000 years?

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Zeus: WELL NOW WHOEVER ASKED THIS MUST HATE ME VERY MUCH
Hera, raising eyebrows: oh really? Think before flirting with random women, you....*beep!*
Hera: WAIT WHY IS THIS CENSORING MEEEEEE
Zeus: Because a goddess....
Hera: *еxhales deeply* never swears.
Zeus: Exactly darling ❤
Hera: Don't call me darling you *BEEEEEEEEP sound increasing*
Hera: And back to the question, HOW MANY DAMN CHILDREN DO YOU HAVE?!?!?!?!?!
Percy: It's DAM
Hera: As I ever cared.
Zeus, zoned out: A million and one, a million and two, a million and...
Hera: WAIT WHAT?
Ares: One word - HORNY

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