Zeus: If Jackson had accepted immortality, I'd slap him but since he isn't a god I say Hercules
Hercules: EXCUSE ME WHAT?!
Zeus: I mean, look at yourself, you have thousands of movies about you!
Hercules, not getting the point: AND?
Zeus: HOW CAN MY SON HAVE EVEN A CARTOON AND I CAN HAVE NOTHING EXCEPT A LOSER-STYLED BEARD AND A PINK WIFE? WHAT THE HADES?!
Hades: Sorry, but I am the blue one with fire for hair, you're not the one who should complain.
Hermes: AND I LOOK LIKE A F@CKING IDIOT IN HIS FIFTIES!!!!!!!!!
Athena: ...was I, you know, supposed to be in that movie?
Hephaestus *murmuring under his breath*: And that, ladies and gentleman, is what people call Olympus - the place where everything is always on point and peaceful.
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