Ask or Dare T.O.T.S.!

I'm Sure We're All Cowards and the Rest are Aromantic/Demiromantic

K.C.: *eyes widen as another notification pops up on the Fly Pad* ... We have two more dares... and these are both disturbing... we're all probably doomed for the first one... if we're brave enough anyway... I'm sure we're all cowards and the rest are aromantic/demiromantic... *leaves the nursery*

+*+ a few minutes later +*+

K.C.: *through the speakers* Hello! We have another dare for everyone at T.O.T.S.! It's from @Circus_B43Y *clears her throat* I dare everyone to say their crush and kiss them. Please gather to the nursery to fulfill the dare!

Pip: *looks up from his Fly Pad, gulping as birds begrudgingly entered the door*

K.C.: *enters last, facing everyone* Alright, so let's line alphabetically, and start from the first one which is... Ava!

Ava: *steps to the front of the crowd* One, I think this dare is invasive, two, I have a crush on no one at the moment

K.C.: *nods* Okay, that's understandable. Next is... Bodhi!

Bodhi: *gulps as he walks towards the front of the crowd, but doesn't find it in him to walk in front of the crowd, and he just stands there, feeling the world start to crush him, a void growing deep inside him, eating at him slowly*

K.C.: Bodhi? Are you okay? If you want, we can skip you. This dare really is invasive and you should be allowed to turn this down. Next is... Captain Beakman!

Captain Beakman: *walks in front of all the storks* Well, I'm aromantic, so I don't think this is really plausible for me. Also, I don't really like how some people's lives center so much around their romantic partners that they forget to take care of themselves. You should all learn to love yourselves first

K.C.: *nods* Thank you, Captain Beakman, for that self-care speech! Next is... Freddy!

Freddy: *flies happily to the front of the pack* I have so many fictional crushes and I'd willingly kiss them all if they were real! There's Catra, Lua, Adam, all the Blights, Jamie New, Whizzer Brown, Khalila Serif—

K.C.: *interrupts him with a smile* Okay! Maybe that's enough! Next up is... J.P.!

J.P.: *walks with a smug smile and his head high in front of all the birds* My crush is obviously myself! Sadly, I cannot kiss myself so I hope kissing a mirror will suffice *takes out a mirror and kisses his reflection for a little too long*

K.C.: *grunts as she tries to shove J.P. away* Okay— Well, I'm next! I still have a lot of crushes, but I will not say them because I'm currently seeing someone, who also has similar crushes

Freddy: *chokes on his cheese*

K.C.: Anyway, Lucky and Mia are supposedly next, but I think they're too young for this... so next up is... Mr. Woodbird!

Mr. Woodbird: *walks in front of the crowd* I'm still trying to get a good grip of myself before jumping to any romantic relationships... I have a crush right now, but I don't want to ruin the rest of my life... Until I'm ready anyway, so I won't say it

K.C.: *nods* And we respect you prioritising yourself first! Next is... Paulie!

Paulie: *flies towards the front of the crowd* I! I! I! Don't! Don't! Don't! Like! Like! Like! Anyone! Anyone! Anyone! Here! Here! Here!

K.C.: *bites her lip for a full minute* I'll just hope that means he isn't interested in anyone here, and not that he hates us all

Paulie: *squawks* Not interested! Not interested!

K.C.: *nods* Okay, there's our answer... Last is... Pip!

Pip: *walks in front of everyone, feeling his face heating up* I mean... I'm sure a lot of you know that I have a celebrity crush... on so many animals in real life... and I'd rather stay silent about them than make them hate me forever... besides... they're way older than me and it would be awkward if we were to kiss...

J.P.: Don't worry, I already know everyone has a crush on me! *gestures to himself grandly*

((Hi, I ship Kwood now. Actually I can't decide. Maybe Kvawood. Polyamory for the win!💖💚💙))