This Song is Bitter and Pathetic but an Absolute Bop

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K.C.: *eyes widen in alarm as she sees the notification that popped up on her Fly Pad* Oh my goodness! *smiles nervously* I had skipped past a dare!

Pip: *looks up from his Fly Pad and says in a teasing manner* I can't believe you, K.C...

K.C.: I can't believe myself neither *shakes her head* Oh, well. Better get to this dare now *brings up the Fly Pad* It's from @RebekahtheHedgehog

Freddy: Is it excluding us again? *frowns*

K.C.: Sorry to disappoint you, but it is *looks at the Fly Pad* It says... *starts reading* I dare K.C. to act out and sing "Queen of Mean" from Disney's "Descendants" with both a crown and a scepter, and they can be fake

Pip: *rolls his eyes subtley* That's demanding

K.C.: I had already gotten a crown and scepter beforehand, and already watched the video *bites her lip* We don't really have sets or anything else that could be props so I guess this is going to be really low-budget and I guess I better start now

K.C.: I'm so tired of pretending *turns off the Fly Pad as she stares off with an exhausted expression* Where's my happy ending? *sets down the Fly Pad as she stands up* I followed all the rules, I drew inside the lines, I've never asked for anything that wasn't mine *walks around the nursery quite passive-aggresively* I waited patiently for my time, but when that finally came, he called her name

K.C.: And now I feel this overwhelming pain. I mean it's in my veins. I mean it's in my brain *sighs exasperatedly as she balls her paws* My thoughts are running in a circle like a toy train. I'm kinda like a perfect picture with a broken frame. I know exactly who to blame

K.C.: I never thought myself as mean *looks down at the ground with an unamused face* I always thought that I'd be the queen *snaps her head up and furros her eyebrows* And there's no in-between! If I can't have that, then I would be the leader of the dark and the bad *starts walking with a newfound satisfaction* 'Cause there's a devil on my shoulder where the angels used to be, and he's calling me the queen of mean

K.C.: Being nice was my past time, but I've been hurt for the last time *grabs a ruler* And I'm never gonna let another person take advantage of me. The anger burns my skin, third degree *slaps the ruler in her paw as she starts walking up to a glass case* Now my blood's boiling hotter than a fiery sea, there's nobody getting close to me *furrows her eyebrows with a scarily realistic evil glint her eyes* They're gonna bow to the evil queen. Your nightmare's my dream *smiles sadistically realistically* Just wait until they fall to my wicked schemes *smashes the glass case which was luckily the type of glass that wouldn't hurt animals*

K.C.: I never thought of myself as mean *stares hungrily at the crown on top of a pedastal* I always thought that I'd be the queen *smiles as her paws get closer* And there's no in between *shakes her head violently* And if I can't have that, then I would be the leader of the dark and the bad *eyes the crown as she takes it* Now there's a devil on my shoulder where the angels used to be, and he's calling me the queen of mean *whips around to face the scepter* The queen of mean!

K.C.: Something is pulling, it's so magnetic *eyes widen as she sees the scepter* My body is moving, unsure where I'm headed *smile spreads on her lips* All of my senses have left me defenseless. The darkness around me is promising vengeance *starts walking to the scepter in a slow trance* The price that I'm willing to pay is expensive, but there's nothing to lose when you're lonely and friendless! *whole body practically shaking from realistic fake anger* So my only interest. Is showing this princess. That I am the queen. And my reign will be endless! *raises the crown above her head but because this is low-budget, nothing happens*

K.C.: I want what I deserve! *places the crown on her head grandly* I want to rule the world! *violently touches the scepter* Sit back and watch them learn, it's finally my turn!

K.C.: If they want a villain for a queen, I'm gonna be one that they've never seen! Show them what it means! *waves the scepter around, almost seeming to relish it* Now that I am that, I will be the ruler of the dark and the bad *struts around, realistically enjoying the newfound power* Now there's a devil on my shoulder where the angels used to be, and he's calling me the queen of mean... *waves the long scepter around* The queen of mean...

K.C.: *ends the song terrifyingly in a really high pitch in a very loud voice* I want what I deserve!

Freddy: *whimpering as he stands behind Pip, wrapping his arms tightly around the penguin as he hides* I never thought K.C. could be so scary...

Pip: *eyes wide with terror, beak open in shock* Me neither...

((Hello. I am also kinda a Descendants fan so this had been a fun dare to do, and I had memorised the lyrics a year ago so this is the first song I didn't have to research the lyrics, so I guess that's nice. I miss watching it now... This is pulling me back to the fandom...
R.I.P. Cameron Boyce

Uh... question... would anyone want to see me draw K.C. in Audrey's evil outfit? Maybe even her good outfit?

Random update on my sexuality: I think I'm bifluid now.
Bifluid
Meaning: Liking specific one or more genders over time
It's kinda hard to explain, I guess. That's the most I can do... It's like... One day, I really like women, and then the next nonbinary, and then the next both (men would be included but I'm never gonna like any of you men sexually or romantically so nah)
I might include more bifluid characters in my future fanfictions. There aren't that many bifluid. The world needs more bifluid. I might make bifluid fanart...
Here's the bifluid flag if you want it))

Here's the bifluid flag if you want it))

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