I am NOT Marrying That Female Flamingo!

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K.C.: *yawns, clearly just woken up, but Pip and Freddy were already there in the nursery before her and her eyes widen slightly* You're here early...

Pip: Yeah *looks up from their Fly Pad* Just wanted to be early for today's delivery

Freddy: *clasps his wings together* Is there any question or dare from our Ask or Dare book?

K.C.: *chuckles lightly, mind still a bit foggy* Yeah, it's from @rebekahmcgee1, and it's for Freddy *hands over her own Fly Pad to the flamingo*

Freddy: It says I dare Freddy to look up the T.O.T.S. Fanon Franny

Pip: *already searching in his Fly Pad* I got it! *holds it up high for a few moments before looking at it and gagging, then passing it over to Freddy*

Pip: *already searching in his Fly Pad* I got it! *holds it up high for a few moments before looking at it and gagging, then passing it over to Freddy*

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Freddy: *eyes widen as he immediately throws the Fly Pad to the ground* YIKES! AND I THOUGHT KEN WAS CRAZY!

K.C.: *yawns then frowns, placing a paw in front of her mouth as she does so* Ken is crazy. He's even crazier than Franny. At least yours is still a flamingo! Mine is some type of koala-penguin monster!

Precilla: *whispers from nowhere* Torch Torque is finished with zir version of a koala-penguin hybrid. If you wanna check it out, please ask

K.C.: *scratches her cheek before wiping the sleepy out of her eyes* What was that?

Freddy: *barely looks in the direction of the Fly Pad* I don't know. I don't care. Franny is scary.

Pip: *cautiously picks the Fly Pad from the floor, gulping as he reads* It says she's the daughter of you and Fruitica

Freddy: *eyebrows furrow as his face scrunches up in confusion* Who in the world is Fruitica? I am not marrying that female flamingo! Why do they assume everyone would marry the same species? Even more so, why do they assume everyone is straight?

Pip: *places a comforting wing on Freddy* Hey, Fredamingo, calm down. It's okay. It's just some random animal's crazy imagination. Though it was rude of them to assume you were straight

Freddy: *pouts* Yeah. I'm pansexual for goodness sake

K.C.: *sighs as she places a paw on her forehead, shaking her head in disappointment* That was a weird dare for sure. I hope we don't have to look into whatever 'T.O.T.S. Fanon' is, next time

((Hello. Sorry for not updating this. I got too caught up in my other two books.
Also, to prevent spoiling me for future episodes, I have listed on the 'Welcome' chapter the episodes I have already watched, so please give spoiler-free questions or dares. I'll answer the ones with spoilers when I have already watched the episode))

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