Humans are Weirder than Flamingos

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K.C.: *eyes lighten up as she receives another notification from Wattpad* Another dare! And it's for Mr. Woodbird!

Pip: *rubs his wing* Hopefully it's not as gross as the first one...

Freddy: Hope it's super duper fun! *clasps his wings together*

Mr. Woodbird: *walks into the nursery, waving to the three of them* Hello! You called?

K.C.: Yeah! You have a dare from our rebekahmcgee1 ! *hands the Fly Pad to Mr. Woodbird*

Mr. Woodbird: *places a thoughful wing in his chin* Hmmm... It says here... I dare Mr. Woodbird to make a machine to turn Freddy into a human.

Freddy: *shakes from excitement* Ooh! I get to turn into a human! *stops and realises he doesn't know what that is so he turns to Pip* What's a human?

Pip: I don't know. We can check the Fly Pad *gets their Fly Pad from his backpack and shows it to Freddy*

 We can check the Fly Pad *gets their Fly Pad from his backpack and shows it to Freddy*

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((This is literally the first picture I saw XD Learn some science, kids))

Freddy: *eyes widen as he points uncomfortably to the Fly Pad* What is that?!

Pip: Let's look for a better picture... *checks the Fly Pad again*

 *checks the Fly Pad again*

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((Hey, look. It's everyone's least favorite Amrican president who has an affair with both Kim Jong Un and Duterte. I'm joking))

Freddy: *takes a step back* I don't think I want to do this dare...

Pip: Maybe there's a better picture *searches again*

((Hey, it's our favorite cast! If no one recognises them, I'm gonna throw hands))

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((Hey, it's our favorite cast! If no one recognises them, I'm gonna throw hands))

Freddy: *does a thumbs up with his wing* Those are much better! *turns to Mr. Woodbird* I'm ready, Mr. Woodbird!

Mr. Woodbird: *examines the 'humans'* It's going to take a while since I'm going to need to rearrange your biological make up and maybe even speed up evolution......

K.C.: *blinks twice, her face as blank as Pip and Freddy's* What?

Mr. Woodbird: *smiles and shrugs it off, knowing they won't want to hear the science behind it* Don't worry! I'll have everything ready in a week!

+*+ ONE WEEK LATER +*+

Mr. Woodbird: *walks into the nursery to see K.C., Pip and Freddy playing with a few babies, waving frantically* I'm done!

Pip: *looks up, a bit surprised* Already?

Freddy: *immediately stands up* I'm excited! *frowns a bit* And also nervous...

K.C.: *places a comforting paw on Freddy* You'll be fine! We're here for you! *looks at Mr. Woodbird* And you can turn him back into a flamingo, right?

Mr. Woodbird: *nods* Of course!

Freddy: Then let's flaminGO! *immediately rushes out the nursery with the others following behind him. they board the elevator and take a ride to the cafeteria, going to the secluded blue door where Mr. Woodbird's dimly lit workshop is located. he enters with a wild smile on his face even though his insides are churning* Where's the machine?

Mr. Woodbird: *gestures to a tall rectangular box made of shiny silver metal* Here it is. All you need to do is step inside it *moves over to the side of the box where a control panel is located* Then I press the big red button over here *gestures back to the closed front flaps that resembled doors on the box* Then you come out as a human!

K.C.: *looks at Freddy with an encouraging smile* Are you ready, Freddy?

Pip: *pats his flamingo friend's wing* You'll be fine

Freddy: Okay... *gulps* I'm ready *steps inside the metal box and the flaps close*

Mr. Woodbird: Alright... *presses the big red button and the machine whirs for a while before becoming silent and the flaps open again, revealing Freddy*

 *presses the big red button and the machine whirs for a while before becoming silent and the flaps open again, revealing Freddy*

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((I'm not too skilled in drawing humans so please nothing too hateful, but some constructive criticism wouldn't hurt. Also, I might have made Freddy look older than he is, so I'm sorry about that!))

Freddy: *examines his new body* I feel weird... My legs feel like they're being squished... *looks at the jacket wrapped around his waist, playing with it* And what's with this?

Pip: *takes Freddy's arm* What happened to your wings? *looks at his hands* And what are these? Why are you not pink?

K.C.: I wouldn't say that would be the biggest change... *points at Freddy's face*

Freddy: *eyes widen* What happened to my beak? *touches his nose* WHAT EVEN IS THIS? *turns to K.C. with his face scrunched up in confusion and disgust* Is that enough for the dare? Can I turn back now?

K.C.: *shrugs* I don't see why not. It's weird looking at you as a 'human' *does quotation marks in the air with her paws*

Mr. Woodbird: *gestures to the metal box again* Step right in!

Freddy: *practically runs inside and slams against it* Ow... *the doors close and he smiles*

Mr. Woodbird: *presses the big red button again* Here we go! *the machine whirs to life and then dies down after a few seconds*

Freddy: *emerges out the metal box with a wide smile on his beak, hugging himself* OH, WINGS, I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH! And I can finally move again!

Pip: *boops Freddy's beak* And you have a beak again!

K.C.: *smiles* And you're all pink now, too!

Freddy: Well, that was an interesting dare, but I hope I don't get any more like those in the future...

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