I'm Questioning Why Monkeys and Apes Managed to Rise Above Other Species

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K.C.: *eyes widen as another notification pops up on the Fly Pad* Guys! We have another dare! *stands up*

Pip: *looks away from his flamingo friend who's only wrapped in one blanket now but still in a hoodie* Who is it for?

K.C.: *walks over to them* It's for the three of us, actually

Freddy: *pouts* Yay, more things to do

K.C.: *smiles reassuringly as she sits down* Hey, you're getting better now!

Pip: Who is the dare from? *tilts his head as he stares at the flamingo from the corner of his eye*

K.C.: It's from... *checks the Fly Pad* fnafdemon *raises her eyebrows with curiousity* It says... *starts reading* I dare all of you to react to some of the worst movie twists of all time

Freddy: *groans weekly* What is that?

Pip: Let's check *fumbles for his Fly Pad and brings it out, tapping into a search engine and searching* Here!

K.C.: That's long *tilts her head* Ten different twists? *places a thoughtful paw on her chin* Maybe we can just watch the top five?

Pip: Sure

+*+ Video Starts +*+

+*+ Number 5 +*+

K.C.: I don't think any of us watched this and we're just basing this off whatever they said so... *shrugs* Very very very disappointing that a rapist is still roaming free, but I doubt the government cares anyway

Freddy: *tilts his head as his head continues to hurt* What's wrong with that happy ending?

Pip: Exactly *nods at the flamingo* Aren't endings supposed to be fulfilling? What if that girl had an aspiration that she still wanted to have but she needed to stay alive for that? *shakes his head* Please tell me the others won't be misjudged...

+*+ Number 4 +*+

Freddy: And how is that a twist? *tilts his head* My head hirts...

K.C.: *shakes her head* It's not a twist. It's called whoever this was is not accepting the plot they received

Pip: Sorry but the "being attacked by monsters" plot is used a lot *rolls his eyes* This actually seems better

+*+ Number 3 +*+

Pip: *raises his eyebrows* They do have a point — scientists water is the most basic molecule needed for life

K.C.: But they didn't consider that water can probably corride some species *purses her lips* I'm too lazy to think further on this

Freddy: *collects enough energy* And I think water is the solution to all problem—

Pip: Please don't...

+*+ Number 2 +*+

K.C.: *eyes widen with surprise* Oh I think I might be watching a musical about 9/11 later, except a different story

Freddy: *closes his eyes to hopefully escape having to focus on the nursery* Writers want to torture their audience with either unrequited love or endless pining/queerbaiting to the point I'm not surprised anymore

Pip: I can't really say much about this *shrugs*

+*+ Number 1 +*+

K.C.: We didn't even see the original source material of any of these, so I can't really say anything *shrugs*

Pip: What the heck is happening there? *tilts his head*

Freddy: Don't mind me *shakes his head with his eyes still closed* I'm questioning why monkeys and apes managed to rise above the other species

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