K.C.: *sighs as she receives another notification from her Fly Pad but still smiles anyway, despite being a little tired* Guys, we received another dare from Puppers_Claws . It says: OK. I DARE EVERYONE TO GATHER ROUND. SEARCH UP AND WATCH THE BEST THINGS EVER I'M LISTING. 1: Lorax let it grow parody, Donald Trump (Build a Wall)
Freddy: *face scrunched up in confusion, too confused to even be excited about the dare* What is that?
Pip: *searching in their Fly Pad already and shows them* Is this it?
K.C.: *eyes widen as she takes a step back upon seeing the thumbnail, laughing nervously* I think so...
Freddy: *in a much more excited tone than he actually is* Let's watch it!
I am Ted Wiggins, and I speak for China, and the fact is, things aren't perfect here in China, and they're only going to get worse until we do something about it. Unless we change our ways, and we can start by planting this
Pip: *scratches his head* What is this 'China'?
K.C.: I'm not sure and I'm worried *bites her lip*
Freddy: Let's continue watching! *interest increases a little bit*
Precilla: *snickers in 'I go to China almost every year'* I can confirm that~
Okay, come on now, everything's fine, right?
Pip: *raises his flipper* I am NOT fine
Freddy: *innocent smile* I'm still fine!
K.C.: *scratches her head* I'm confused
I say we tell this kid what we think about that scene.......... People! Come on!
Pip: What I think? *inhales deeply and sighs* What in the world?
Freddy: Sh... I'm trying to watch *looking more eager than the three of them
K.C.: *has given up on life and patiently sits on the floor*
You. Get out there right now and get these people on my side or else you're fired!
Freddy: Uh... no, thanks *shakes his head*
Pip: *raises his eyebrow* Depends on what you stand for
K.C.: I'd rather not *sighs*
Go on! Tell them what you think!
Pip: *furrows his eyebrows in visible confusion* My views on what exactly? 'China'? I don't know it so it's not like I can give substantial feedback
Freddy: *taking the command seriously* This is really weird so far!
K.C.: Uh... Everything's alright? *offers a small smile*
You don't know me, but my name's Cy
I'm just the O'Hare Delivery Guy, but it seems like China might be worth a try
So I say we need to build a wall
Pip: *raises his eyebrows* 'China' felt out of place in that sentence, and 'We need to build a wall' was clearly added in
Freddy: *face scrunched up in visible confusion* What am I watching?
K.C.: *sees Trump* Who is that?!
My name is Dan, and my name's Rose
Our son Wesley kind of glows, and that's not good, so we suppose
We should build a wall! Build a wall! Build a wall!
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FanfictionK.C.: Hello, dear readers! *smiles sincerely*Thank you for picking out this book! Pip: K.C., I'm not sure we should do this *scratches his neck* Freddy: Come on, Pipster! *wraps a wing around his best buddy* I'm sure doing these dares would be fun-e...
