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Story Behind our Life Motto

K.C.: *looks at the Fly Pad with an interested smile as another question pops up on the Fly Pad* Guys! We have another question! *waves them over*

Pip: *is casually reading fanfiction on his Fly Pad now and looks up as the koala speaks, hastily keeping his Fly Pad in his backpack* Who is it for?

K.C.: It's for the two of you, actually! *beams*

Freddy: *eyes widen as he leaves the babies he was playing with* Who is it from?

K.C.: It's from mimilunaok *hands them the Fly Pad*

Freddy: *takes the Fly Pad curiously, eyes wide and an excited smile on his beak* Ooh! This looks interesting! It says... *starts reading* What's the story of Pip and Freddy's quote, "When in doubt, order more pizza," come from?

Pip: I've kinda been waiting for this question! *smiles*

Freddy: Yeah! *frowns a little bit* The story wasn't as crazy as I would have liked though...

Pip: Wanna tell the story, Fredamingo? *looks at the flamingo, raising his eyebrows with a smile on his beak*

Freddy: Sure! *nods enthusiastically* So — we were all still training to be Junior Fliers — and by we, I meant me, Pip and a few birds we've met with *snorts a little bit* You may think we were the only non-storks who were up for the job but there were quite a number of them who wanted to join

Freddy: The "training" was actually organised and lead by us ourselves and there was no one else *gives a small nervous laugh* It's still a training though! *smiles defesively* Anyway, we were wondering what we should practice delivering and then our friend Henry —

K.C.: Who I heard was Pip's first guy crush *gives a teasing smile*

Pip: *goes completely red but doesn't admit it or says anything* Shut up—

K.C.: *laughs and turns her head back towards Freddy* You can continue now!

Freddy: *looks a little sad but tries his best not to show it and just look neutral/clears his throat, preparing to talk* So, anyways, Henry recommended that we should jusy deliver pizza! *eyes light up/says in a small voice* To ourselves, anyway... *gives a sheepish smile* None of us knew how to cook though *has an excited little smile* The last time that happened, we set someone's house on fire beyond repair and they had to move out *frowns* We had to pay for the damages...

K.C.: *rolls her eyes playfully* Well, that's because you guys burned the house, you see...

Freddy: That doesn't make any sense! *shakes his head* So anyway, we knew better than to even attempt to cook pizza so we knew we had to order it somewhere *pouts a little bit at the idea of ordering* So we decided what we would order and ordered it and it was all set, until Henry here asked if we had ordered enough pizza, and Pip was stupid enough to say that we did

Pip: Hey! *furrows his eyebrows defensively, not like being called stupid even though the decision was*

Freddy: sorry... *sends Pip an apologetic smile before he continues* So anyway, we waited and the delivery eventually came and we had ordered only one pizza *frowns at the idea of one pizza* Now, if you were with normal animals, that was completely fine, but we were with us and that definitely wasn't enough, and so Henry practically screamed "WHEN IN DOUBT, ORDER MORE PIZZA"

Pip: *covers his ears but for some reason Freddy had shouted so loudly that he could still hear it* We eventually learned our lesson and that had been our life motto ever since

((Song voting group 3. We're down to two choices left

Helpless-"Hamilton"
Gay or European-"Legally Blonde

Now that I think about it, Pip's not heteroflexible.
He's quite the opposite actually.
He's gay.
He's so fucking gay.
J.P. was one of his first crushes.
Change my mind.))