K.C.: Hello, dear readers! *smiles sincerely*Thank you for picking out this book!
Pip: K.C., I'm not sure we should do this *scratches his neck*
Freddy: Come on, Pipster! *wraps a wing around his best buddy* I'm sure doing these dares would be fun-e...
K.C.: *eyes widen as yet another notification pops up from the Fly Pad* Guys! We have another dare! *waves the Fly Pad*
Pip: *walks over* It's new!
Freddy: I think we only have new dares left, right, K.C.? *turns to the koala with an unsure smile*
K.C.: Right! *nods, confirming*
Pip: *takes the Fly Pad* It says it's from fnafdemon
Freddy: It's for all of us! *smiles excitedly*
K.C.: It says... *starts reading from the Fly Pad* I dare you to sing any nursery rhyme, but there's a twist. You have to make your own lyrics
Pip: *rolls his eyes subtley as he crosses his flippers* It sounds condescending even with K.C.'s voice *shakes her head* Couldn't they have just... I dunno... Worded it like a normal animal would? Why make it seem like such a big deal? It's not exactly that special anyways...
K.C.: *shakes her head lightly* Now's not the time to question our readers' antics. We have a dare to do!
Pip: Well, just let me look for nursery rhymes and I'll be on my way *takes out their own Fly Pad from his backpack and begins searching* Okay, I guess I'll take Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. Seems simple enough
Freddy: I'll take Five Little Monkeys *reads from the list that showed up on their Fly Pad*
K.C.: I guess Itsy Bitsy Spider wouldn't hurt *shrugs*
Pip: Alright... *shakes his head* I don't know what to make it about...
K.C.: Just think of anything! *gives a supportive smile and shrugs* Maybe a message you want to convey!
Pip: *takes a deep breath* Here it goes.. *in a quite passive-aggressive tone* Stereo-stereo-stereotypes Are always present day and night Why the fuck are we so blind? Why have they corrupted our minds? Stereo-stereo-stereotypes I hope they all would die tonight
K.C.: *eyes widen as she opens her mouth to say something, but can't find anything to say* Uh... *takes a deep breath and just proceeds to smile*
Freddy: That was... interesting? *gives a smile, but he's uncertainty was still obvious enough with his slight restlessness*
K.C.: That was certainly something *gives a nervous laugh* But isn't it a bit too harsh? *raises her eyebrows lightly*
Pip: *shrugs* You told me to make it about anything, and the store clerk from the last chapter was still a bitch
K.C.: Well... I guess it's my turn? Unless you would want to go first, Freddy *turns to the flamingo with a polite smile*
Freddy: Nah *shakes his head* I haven't thought of something yet...
K.C.: Well, okay then *does a few exercises with her voice before she starts* An animal different from society was just walking around Then 'normals' came and let out a troubled shout Out came discrimination, making chances go down the drain And the different animal then felt like dying away
Pip: And you called mine harsh *rolls his eyes playfully*
K.C.: *raises her eyebrows in challenge* Well, Pip, all I did was narrate a normal day for animals who have been discriminated against
Pip: *gives a sheepish smile* I guess we all have something inside of us... *looks at his best buddy* Are you ready, Freddy?
Freddy: *takes a deep breath and lets it out slowly* I think so?
Pip: Alright *gives a reassuring nod*
Freddy: *takes a deep breath again* Five little monkeys jumping on the bed, One male said he would love dresses until he's dead, Mama called the doctor and the doctor said, No more male monkeys getting messed up in the head! *looks at the other two for a moment, unsure what do to for the next verse* I don't know what else to do... I don't want to repeat...
Pip: *smiles* It's alright. I'll take the next verses... Four little monkeys jumping on the bed, One female said she would love girls 'tils she's dead, Mama called the therapist and the therapist said, Get all those girls out of the monkey's head! *looks at the koala with a challenging smile*
K.C.: *rolls her eyes playfully* Oh, alright... Three little monkeys jumping on the bed, One said ze'd stay genderless 'til ze's dead, Mama called the doctor and the doctor said, No more monkeys messed up in the head! *shakes her head* I can't believe I did that *looks ag the two Junior Fliers* You guys continue on...
Freddy: Alright! *continues* Two little monkeys jumping on the bed, One said they'll stay a different colour 'til dead, Mama called the doctor and the doctor said, No more monkeys messed up on the bed! *shrugs* Sorry. Couldn't really find anything to do for racism...
Pip: Let's finish this... *starts singing* One little monkey jumping on the bed, They said they'll be a black pansexual trans 'til dead, Mama called the doctor and the doctor said, Get rid of all those monkeys messed up in the head!
((I'm sorry. I was feeling uncreative. Here's a rushed drawing of Freddy in a dress to compensate. It's not the ideal dress I gave for him. The ideal dress is coming soon))
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