Ask or Dare T.O.T.S.!

Because the Government Sucks and is Too Corrupt and Selfish to Use Taxes to Pay

K.C.: *eyes widen as another notification pops up on her Fly Pad* Guys! We have another question! *waves them over*

Pip: *looks up from reading on his Fly Pad as he sits beside the flamingo* Who is it for? *keeps his Fly Pad in his backpack*

K.C.: *checks the Fly Pad again* It's for you, actually

Freddy: *shakes his head as he stops daydreaming and looks at the koala* Who is it from?

K.C.: It's from -E-T-H-A-N- *hands over the Fly Pad to the penguin*

Pip: *curiously takes the Fly Pad from the koala* It says... *starts reading* What did you do during your "government"?

Pip: *raises his eyebrows skeptically* I don't think that can even be called a government. Sure, I was kinda governing that time, but that's really a stretch

Freddy: *frowns* Then just answer the question!

Pip: Alright, alright... *grumbles* Anyway — it all started normal enough. The fliers were still delivering their babies and Freddy got to just hang around and eat cheese all day. There were some paperwork I had to do—

K.C.: *cuts in with a sarcastic smile* And those paperwork you asked me to do

Pip: *mumbles as his cheeks start hearing up* Shut up... Anyway — And then I had to calculate the expenses we would be spending because I miraculously managed to be the boss of T.O.T.S. during the week we had to calculate our expenses and pay the bills—

Freddy: *cuts in with an innocent smile (that makes the penguin melt a little inside) (I mean nothing—)* You also had Mr. Woodbird calculate all those when his passion is physics and programming

Pip: *laughs lovingly* Programming and coding does involve math, Fredamingo

Freddy: *tilts his head* Not as much as actual math though

K.C.: I don't get why we still have bills to pay *pouts as she rests her head on her paws and she continues to complain* Mr. Woodbird already found a way for us to use electricity anyway. Why do we really need to be paying anything? More importantly — why do they have to cut money from my salary just to pay for that?

Pip: Because the government sucks and are too corrupt and selfish to use taxes to pay for these things instead *clears his throat as he speaks in a disappointed tone* I don't get why you guys still have to pay taxes— There is no government here

Freddy: Uh... guys? *starts ticking off each item with his feathers as he begins to count* We need to find a way to pay for the parts Mr. Woodbird uses and the food milk for the babies, not to mention our own food and smoothies—

Pip: *sighs with a smile as he looks at the flamingo with an admiring expression* Okay, we get it, Freddy

Pip: I dunno... *shrugs as he starts with a casual tone again* I guess I didn't get a long enough time in-charge so everything remained the same, but I'm not complaining. I'm amazed at how Captain Beakman manages to handle all this. This is probably not for me...

((Guys. Please. I'm begging you. Vote. You can change your vote. You can vote for more than one song. I just want to have a winner already

"In My Head Like a Catchy Song"-My Little Pony. Sweet, loving vibes.
"Helpless"-Hamilton. Just pure fluff
"Cliché"-mxmtoon. Sweet and soft.
"Stay"-Amélie (London Cast Recording). Romantic, kind, gentle.
"Thin Air"-Amélie (London Cast Recording) Not really a romance song, but I wanna try working with it. It's a really nice song