Freddy, the Ultimate Hufflepuff (JKR SUCKS)

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K.C.: *eyes widen as another notification pops up on the Fly Pad* Guys! There's another question! *waves them over*

Pip: *looks up from reading on his Fly Pad with a red face* Is it for the three of us again?

K.C.: No, it's act— *eyes widen as she sees Pip's slightly red face* What were you reading?

Pip: Nothing! *shakes his head as he quickly keeps his Fly Pad in his backpack*

K.C.: Well, the question's for Freddy... *looks at the Fly Pad again* And it's from Keracen_the_Catgirl

Freddy: *walks over to the koala with a smile* Ooh! For me!

K.C.: Yup! *hands the Fly Pad over to the flamingo*

Freddy: *takes the Fly Pad* It says... *starts reading from it* Are you good at finding anything or just animals at hide and seek?

Freddy: Well, thank you for asking, and I am a proud Hufflepuff and I pride myself on finding everything! *beams like the excited little boi he is*

Pip: *gives a sly smile* Except—

Freddy: Wait! *pouts at Pip* We're not at that part yet! *clears throat* As I was saying, I pride myself on finding everything, especially animals, even without hide and seek!

Pip: The only time you weren't able to find me was when I was hiding from everyone inside a closet *starts rocking himself back and forth with a teasing smile on his face*

K.C.: That's not our fault! *crosses her arms*

Freddy: *smiles proudly* I can sometimes be real good at finding the most random stuff at the most random times

Pip: *unamused* He once entered our room with 'cup noodles' made out of cups and said he found it in a trash can

K.C.: *gives a thoughtful smile* I wonder why...

Freddy: I'm not only good at finding weird stuff! I'm also really good at finding stuff in the sky! *beams with pride* But if it's on the ground or anywhere else, I may encounter trouble

Pip: Our Fly Pad was literally right in front of you once and you still didn't see it *subtley rolls his eyes*

Freddy: *faces turns grim and serious* But there is one thing that I'm really good at finding no matter what...

K.C.: Oh, gosh, no... *buries her head in her paws*

Freddy: CHEESE! *makes grand gestures signifying the greatness of cheese* Cheese is amazing and I am able to find it any time of any day in any place! Like how Mr. Woodbird's passing by with a grilled cheese sandwhich right now! *points to the window where the woodpecker passed by, indeed eating — a grilled cheese sandwich*

Pip: Freddy... *speaks as if he's talking to a wild animal* Control the temptation... We can get cheese later... Remember the last time you went wild for cheese?

K.C.: Oh yeah *nods her head vaguely as she remembers* You almost made Pip's whole family sue you for loving cheese more than their son...

Pip: What... *confused expression*

K.C.: *shake sher head quickly* I meant — for attempted murder!

Freddy: What... *tilts his head*

K.C.: *sighs* Nevermind...

Freddy: *shrugs* Well, I hope the question is answered *beams*

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