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If Love is Love, then Socks are Socks

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K.C.: *eyes widen as another notification pops up on the Fly Pad and releases one big sigh of relief* Finally a new question! *waves them over*

Pip: *looks up from reading on his Fly Pad with an excited smile* Who is it for?

K.C.: *checks the Fly Pad again energetically* It's for Freddy

Freddy: *climbs out of the mini aquarium and dries himself off with a towel he found on the floor, not checking if it was dirty or not* Ooh, really? Who is it from?

K.C.: *checks the Fly Pad with a curious smile* It's from @Amanda737055 *hands it over to the flamingo*

Freddy: *takes the Fly Pad curiously and begins reading* Why do you wear mismatched socks?

K.C.: *raises her eyebrows and crosses her arms* Why do you wear mismatched socks?

Freddy: *scoffs* This is a really easy question that can be summed up into one word: laziness *beams with pride at being lazy* I'm very lazy so whenever I get socks, I just grab whatever I see at the store, go back to our room, and place it in the laundry basket *looks at the distance as he begins to recall, eyes widening*

Freddy: *shakes his head and smiles* Yeah, so when the laundry's done, who has the time and patience to sort through everything? *scoffs* No one, obviously

K.C.: *shrugs* I dunno, Freddy... I sort my clothes from time to time...

Freddy: *rolls his eyes fondly as he looks over to his penguin pal* And Pip here rearranges everything in our room as often as he wants

Pip: *eyes widen as he gets called out and his face goes the slightest shade of rose* It's not my fault I sort them by colour during Pride Month, comfiness during autumn and winter, relevance during summer, and sorting them by convenience! You never know when we need to pack for spending a whole month in the wild!

Freddy: *smiles teasingly* That's because none of us are under the threat of having to survive on our own with the bare necessities...

Pip: *angry gay pout* Okay, fine. Maybe that's true...

Freddy: And even after the first time socks are thrown into the closet, I still don't stay there long enough to sort them all *shakes his head* My closet days are far behind me now!

Pip: *murmurs* Tell that to your homophobic mum

K.C.: *sharp whisper* Pip!

Pip: *smiles with guilt and mouths softly* Alright... alright...

Freddy: So whenever I need socks, I don't even bother checking the pairs *shakes his head* For all I know, one goes on one leg, and the other goes on the other one

K.C.: *tilts her head as she rests it on her paw, thinking* But isn't there a specific sock for a specific paw?

Freddy: *shrugs* I dunno. Maybe there is, maybe there isn't. I don't care. If love is love, then socks are socks, thank you for coming to my TED Talk *pretends to do a mic drop with an accomplished smile*

Pip: *subtley slaps his flipper on his face and groans* Ya just did that, didn't you?