Yeah I know I said I'd take a break BUT I GOT CHAPTER IDEAS. Will be a short chapter so, uh, sorry bout that but HEY I GOT ONE OUT :] .
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"So what your saying if I were to actually hit a kid, I could say it was in self defense?" Techno asked as if he had received this very important information from a god in the flesh.
"Technally speaking, yes. But why would a strong ass adult have to hit a kid in self defense?" I said suppressing some giggles trying to sound serious.
"Hypothetically if this kid were to blow up a nation I'd have to hypothetically dropkick it." He said in a matter of fact tone.
"What-" I was struggling to breathe as my laughing escaped. "If anything certain people here would blow up a nation." I said now trying to regulate my breathing.
He just chuckled."Need help there?" he said while I became a laughing mess once again while I imagined a toddler running around with explosives in hand with a very pissed off Techno chasing them.
"The police pull up and you say 'I drop kicked that child in self defense.' That has to be onr of the most absurd things I've heard in a lifetime!" I said laughing. I held back holding my stomach due to how much I was laughing. I gave myself a small smile internally.
I hope moments like this happen more often.
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In my defense I did say it was gonna b short. My bad. But hey I dyed my hair
Call m ranboo bc my lore gonna have y'all in tears
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Aphrodite: Goddess of love •||• Technoblade x Reader
Fanfiction"Aphrodite, walk with me in the silver moonlight" "Calm down Shakespeare" "I'm trying to be romantic, give me a break" y/n, 21, eldest daughter, heir to the throne, yet always in second place. Being the daughter of the most wealthy man is something...
