Shrek the Third (finale) (Aranea2020 Version)

Chapter 11

The five of them walked up to the Hall Monitor and Shrek said " We're here for the Mascot contest too." As he was pleased with himself. The Hall Monitor reached out and started pinching and pulling Shrek's skin. The ogre tried to hide the pain.

" This is a costume?" The Hall Monitor asked the ogre suspiciously. Kobe and Max looked at him with chills down their spines. This obviously wasn't gonna turn out good.

" Aaaiyyyy... worked on it all night long." Shrek groaned as he recovered.

The Hall Monitor let his face snap back into place. Shrek struggled not to scream in agony. The Hall Monitor was still suspicious.

" Looks pretty real to me." He said doubting that Shrek was fake.

" Oh he's definitely not real." Kobe lied as she tried to defend Shrek.

" If it were real could I do this?" Puss asked as his claws snapped out one at a time like jack-knives and then jabbed them deep into Shrek's butt.

" Or this?" Donkey asked as he kicked Shrek hard in the groin with his hind legs. Shrek winced and sweated.

" He's right. If it were real that would've been apologizingly painful!" Shrek strainly said in pain. Kobe and Max facepalmed at the two males since they made things worse.

" Now watch this." Donkey said as he was about to hurt Shrek again.

" That's quite enough boys." Shrek told them while gritting his teeth.

" Exactly so knock it off." Kobe said gritting her teeth as well in anger and annoyance. They continued on.

The five were all at a Gymnasium. Principal Pynchley presided over an assembly for the entire student body. He speaks through a megaphone.

" Thank you to Professor Primbottom for his invigorating lecture on how to just say 'nay'." Principal Pynchley announced. Two students stood next to him. One was dressed up like a dragon and the other like a griffin.

" And now, without further ado, let's give a warm Worcestershire-hoozah to the winner of our 'New Mascot' contest the..." The principal was about to announce the winner but got cut off my Shrek bursting through the double cross doors of the gym.

" Ogre?" Principal Pynchley announced weirded out. The students gasped as Shrek marched forward.

" That's right. I'm the new mascot. So let's really try and beat the other guys... at whatever it is they're doing." Shrek yelled out as the band started playing Smashmouth's " Rock Star".

" This is indeed all a bit of an unorthodox." Principal Pynchley stated in the megaphone. Shrek grabbed the principal's megaphone aside breaking stride.

" Now where can I find Arthur Pendragon?" Shrek asked the students with the megaphone. They pointed to the basketball hoop, where Artie hung there helplessly. Shrek, Kobe, Max, Donkey and Puss turned and looked up and saw the freshly wedgied student.
The students laughed at him.

In the front row, Lancelot bumped fists with Bohort.

" Classic." Lancelot commented as Donkey turned to him.

" You should be ashamed of yourself." Donkey told Lancelot offended.

" I didn't do it. They did." Lancelot told the donkey as he pointed to the D&D nerds. They are beside themselves with nasal laughter. The Boy's nose started to bleed again.

Shrek reached up and pulled Artie down to eye level.

" Please don't eat me!" Arthur begged the ogre.

" Eat him! Eat him!" The students chanted which caused Kobe and Max to look at the crowd with 'What is wrong with you' looks on their faces. Both of them were surprised that even Principal Pynchley got caught up in the excitement.

" Eat him!" The principal encouraged the ogre. Shrek yanked on Arthur and pulled him off the roof.

" I'm not here to eat him." Shrek told everyone out loud. The students were sad when he said that.

" It's time to pack up your toothbrush and jammies. You're the new king of Far Far Away." Shrek told the teenage boy.

" What?" Artie asked the ogre in confusion. The students reacted with surprise and disbelief.

" Artie a king? More like the Mayor of Loserville." Lancelot commented while making fun of Arthur.

" Nice one Lance." Bohort said while they high fived each other. The tuba player plays a Wha-wha-wha.

" Burn." Lancelot roasted as everyone started laughing. Kobe and Max looked around with anger and disgust.

" Ha Ha Ha. So funny." Kobe thought to herself sarcastically as she was annoyed with all the laughter going on.

" Is this for real?" Artie asked the ogre with surprise.

" Absolutely. Now clean out your locker, kid. You've got a kingdom to run." Shrek told the teenage boy.

" So wait, I'm really the only heir." Arthur asked as he was excited.

Shrek paused for just a moment then said " The one and only."

" Give me just a second." Arthur told him before he turned back to the crowd and delivered a heartfelt speech about himself becoming king.

(Time skip cuz Arthur's speech is completely long)
Artie pointed and Lancelot and his buddies looked horrified.

" And Gwen... oh Gwen. I've always loved you." Artie called out to Guineverre but she was disgusted by what he said.

" Well good friends, it breaks my heart, but, enjoy your stay in prison while I rule the free world baby!" Arthur announced as he was excited to leave.

" Alright let's not overdo it." Shrek told the teenage boy.

" I'm building my city people! On Rock and Roll!" Arthur cheered on excitedly.

" You just overdid it." Shrek said in disappointment. He shoved the kid through the door.

" Ow." Artie said as he got shoved out the door. Shrek, Kobe, Max, Puss and Donkey all exited the gymnasium.