Shrek the Third (finale) (Aranea2020 Version)

Chapter 1

It's a beautiful day outside with the sun shining into Fiona's bedroom. Shrek and Fiona started to wake up after the sunlight.

" Good morning." Shrek told Fiona.

" Good morning." Fiona responded back. She started to breathe through the smell of fresh air.

" Morning breathe." She said in a dreamy voice.

" I know. Isn't it wonderful?" Shrek responded after he breathed in and smiled. The door flew open revealing to be Donkey and the Dronkeys heading towards the two ogres. Kobe and Max came through the door as well and smiled at their owner and Fiona.

Shrek cowered beneath the bedclothes since he was naked.

" Good morning! Good morning!" Donkey sang to Shrek and Fiona.

Shrek sank further into the blankets as the Dronkeys exuberantly licked him. Fiona was amused to this. Kobe and Max were amused as well. Donkey entered the room and started to sing " Good Morning" from " Singing in the rain".

After he sang, the Dronkeys flew out of the room, knocking down everything in their path. After Kobe saw that, she looked at Shrek with a nervous smile and shrugged her shoulders. Max was just speechless. Puss entered the room.

" Oh, they grow up so fast." Donkey said happily looking at his children flying out the room.

" They sure do." Kobe said with a pleasant smile. Greatly annoyed, Shrek lifted his hand snuffed out a little fire on the bed left behind by the Dronkeys.

Puss leaped onto the bed and said " Okay. You have a very full day filling in for the King and Queen. There are several functions that will require your attendance sir."

" Great! Let's get started." Shrek said sarcastically before immediately covering up over his head and starting to snore.

" Really Shrek?" Kobe asked giving her owner a stern look and put her hands on her hips.

" C'mon lazy bones, time to get movin'!" Donkey exclaimed to the sleeping ogre. He yanked the sheets off of Shrek and Fiona. He was surprised to see Shrek's bare legs. Kobe and Max weren't surprised but still disgusted by the feet.

" You know you really need to get some jammies." Donkey told Shrek as he was disgusted. Shrek sighed at what he said.

At the knighting ceremony:
A large crowd of people were gathering to watch the knighting. Shrek walked down the aisle of the church. He walked up to a knight who seemed a bit nervous.

Shrek took a sword from Puss but didn't know what he was supposed to do. He looked down at Puss who indicated how to knight a person with his own hand. Shrek started to knight the knight.

" I knight thee." The ogre said nervously before he stabbed the knight by accident. Everyone gasped in horror.

" Oh hehe." Shrek chuckled nervously. While Fiona, Donkey and Puss looked at him shocked, Kobe and Max covered their eyes with horror and disgust.

" That's gotta hurt!" Kobe whispered in Max's ear.

" I know." Max whispered back.

Boat Rocks:
Shrek and Fiona officiated at a boat christening for the Royal Navy. Shrek was holding the bottle of champagne.

As he leaned on the boat, he accidentally pushed it down the ramp.

Shrek threw the bottle at the boat it punched an enormous hole in the side of the hull. The boat sank quickly.

Shrek turned to find the patrons Far Far Away shaking their heads as they left.

Dressing Room:
A guy named Raul,  the make up specialist, tightened some aprons around Shrek and Fiona. Donkey, Puss, Kobe, Max and Raul stood in front of them.

" Well, since you're filling in for one, you might as well look like a king." Donkey said causing Kobe to nod her head yes in agreement.

" Can somebody come in here and work on Shrek please?" Donkey asked demandingly. Kobe and Max looked up to see Raul staring at Shrek. The ogre raised his eyebrow.

" Ahem. I'll see what I can do." Raul said. He unrolled a satchel full of different gardening tools. Shrek's arms and legs were strapped into a chair.

A man stood and pulled on a rip cord as if he was holding a chainsaw. He turned around to reveal a circular sander and started to grind away at Shrek's gruesome toenails. Shrek cringed when he saw them.

A mascara brush pulled at Shrek's eyelashes while Fiona got her nose hairs plucked.

" Ow!" She exclaimed as she was in pain from getting the nose hairs plucked.