Incorrect Quotes

Hidden Away

(This is a DreamSMP fanfic that I've made. None of the quotes in this are canon to that book, unless said otherwise, like all the quotes in this book. A lot of theses characters are my own original creation, and make sure to go check out that book to understand this book better)

[I once again used an incorrect quotes generator]

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*Dream and Nightmare are doing something absurdly dangerous*

Dream: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!

Nightmare, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.

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Wit: Skele was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Skele : Well, they shouldn't say "all you can eat" if they don't mean it.

Wit: Skele, you ate a chair.

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Creep: Tonight, one of you will betray us.

Skele: Is it me, Creep?

Creep: No, it's not you.

Zom: Is it me, Creep?

Creep: It's not you either.

Spid: Is it me, Creep?

Creep, mockingly: Is IT mE Creep?

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Creep: Have you seen a person named 'Skele' around here? 

Aze: Ugh, yes. They made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.  

Spid: It looks fine to me? 

Aze: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!

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Wit: *Gently taps table*

Lin: *Taps back*

Aze: What are they doing?

Ast: Morse code.

Wit: *Aggressively taps table*

Lin: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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*Guard, Prince Aleks, and Ender are talking about what it'd be like to open up a homemade Pokemon gym*

Guard, joking: Aleks's just sitting at the end, juggling- fushigi-ing 2 glass balls, in super tight pants, just waiting for their kid delivery once they best their minions.

Aleks: Well they would be Pokeballs. And also it's not a kid delivery. There's no fucking guarantee that a kid that comes into the beginning of my crucible makes it to the end of it undefeated.

Aleks: In fact, I'm gonna stack this gym! With fuckin pros!

Aleks: It's- It's gonna be brutal. It's gonna be a torture gym.

Ender: Well- Well what's the theme? Are you like- is it a bug theme, or like-

Aleks: YEAH, SKELE. UH- UH- UH- UH YEAH ENDER. IM GONNA OPEN UP A BUG TYPE POKEMON GYM. YOU IDIOT.

Aleks: YEAH THAT'S WHAT I WANT, BECAUSE I WANNA GIVE- I WANNA SHIT OUT BADGES FOR EVERY HAM AND EGGER THAT COMES TO MY FRONT DOOR.

Guard: *Cracking up*

Aleks: YEAH, SKELE. 'Uhh, go Caterpie! >~>' That's me, you FUCKING imbecile. 'Yeah go- uhhh- d-do your best, Kakuna!'

Aleks: WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING ABOU- Yeah a ~bug type~ gym.