Incorrect Quotes

Cookie Run

(This game[s] has taken over my life, so I'm doing this again! Warning: spoilers for the games, ships you may not agree with [not all will be the same as last time], not completely accurate characterizations, both Kingdom and Ovenbreak character)

{I'm gonna add some Cookie Run OCs [because I can], so credits here: Sweet Cookie belongs to GlitchyEx3; Snickerdoodle Cookie, Toffee Cookie, Monster Cookie, and Honeycomb Cookie belong to me)

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Golden Cheese, staring at Dark Cocoa and PV: Two bros training together, not five feet apart, cause they are gay- 

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White Lilly: -and they were teammates!

Hollyberry: oh my god they were teammates.

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Sweet, holding all the cookies she's gathered as kids: Don't talk to me or any of my children ever again.

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 Sweet: my husband is gay 

Rando: huh- 

Sweet: I am also gay. Our son is gay. Our family is gay. Also, I'm getting a divorce

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Toffee: Relationships should be 50/50. Snickerdoodle cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

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Monster: I think you still suffer the effect of party last night. 

Honeycomb: All I drank was Redbull! 

Monster: How many? 

Honeycomb: Eighteen.

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Parfait: Tell me a little about yourself. 

Roguefort: I'd rather not, I really like this group.

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Kiwi: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you're single? 

Roll Cake: Do not do that. 

Kiwi: You won't even notice! 

Dino-Sour, entering: Kiwi, you wanted to see me again? 

Kiwi: Roll Cake's single

Roll Cake:

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Ninja: Guys, I've been meaning to tell you... F and I are dating. 

Gingerbrave, Pancake, Alchemist, and Muscle: *gasp* 

Ninja: Muscle, why are you surprised?!

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Wind Archer: That's ridiculous, Fire Spirit doesn't have a crush on me. 

Sea Fairy: Yes they do. 

Millennial Tree: Yes they do. 

Fire Spirit: Yes I do. 

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Orange: Hey Beet, wanna third wheel on my date with Lime tomorrow? 

Beet: Sure. 

Orange: Carrot! Wanna third wheel on my date with Lime tomorrow? 

Carrot: why not!

Orange: Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date! 

Carrot and Beet: ... 

Lime: Orange... 

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Adventurer: I think we should kiss.