Incorrect Quotes

Diaries of Origins

So this is an au I'm co-writing with CallMeDelta. The book is over on their account, so go check it out! It will probably help to read that before this, although this doesn't really spoil anything plot/story wise. It does spoil who the characters are so far.

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Leander: Okay, two person huddle.

Ronin: You can't huddle with two people. This is just a hug.

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Jericho: Punch me in the face.

Ronin: ...Punch you?

Jericho: Yes, punch me, didn't you hear me?

Ronin: I always hear 'punch me in the face' while you're speaking but it's usually just subtext.

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Leander: He's the boy of my dreams!

Lo'Pho: You say every boy is the boy of your dreams.

Leander: I have a lot of dreams.

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Brandon: You seem familiar... have I threatened you before?

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Ana: Wasn't icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down for Apollo?

Cal: ICARUS?!

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(back when they were teenagers)

Inpu: Angel, how could you possibly have gotten into this much trouble in one day?

Angel: It... It didn't take me the whole day...

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Marshie: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Kit: That's deep.

Brandon: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.

Kit: That's deeper.

Cal: ...You guys are idiots

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Allumos: Leander, we tried things your way.

Leander: No, we didn't.

Allumos: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

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Kaiba: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.

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Meri: Shut up, I'm thinking.

Selma, patting them on the back: Well, don't think too hard. I wouldn't want you to hurt yourself.

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Brandon: At first I thought you were foolish and incompetent.

Jericho: My apologies for whatever misstep I may have taken to dispel that impression. It was an honest mistake.

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Puffy: I found a note in one of my drawers that said Note to self: Get revenge on Victor.

Puffy; Except I couldn't remember what I was supposed to get revenge for.

Puffy: But I trusted my own judgment, so I went with it.

Victor: Hmm... I don't know what you were supposed to get revenge for, either.

Puffy: I can only assume you got what was coming to you. Not 100 percent sure, though.

Victor: Well, whatever I did, I guess I deserved it.