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Dragon Egg

(this is for an FTO au in the making, about Davis and Bryan's travel with the dragon eggs [I also added Rosey to their group because I can]. There are some original characters for the story, and characters from other origins/minecraft rps made FTO, so keep that in mind. If you want to know where a character's from feel free to ask)

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Gibbous: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Cardamom: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Mola: Drunk.
Cone: Wasted.
Missy: Dead.

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Bryan, very sleep deprived: If you water water, it grows.
Davis: ...What.
Rosey: They've got a point.

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Opera: Yoh, you're an a**hole, man.
Yoh: You are what you eat Opera.

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Koa, shooing Yuki away: Can you go be depressed over there? You're bumming out my whole area.

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Dranne: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!
Inpu: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.
Dranne: Stop.

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Vendi: Do you think you'd actually notice if someone didn't cast a shadow? Or if their limbs were slightly too long? Or if they just had a little too many teeth? Like how many time have you passed something on the street and you just didn't notice it
Xylo: stay woke monsterf*ckers, your love is out there!
Vendi: y'know what? Not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I'm glad I could be an inspiration

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Yuki: why misgender people when you can shut up and eat pizza?
Bryan: people who misgender others on purpose don't get pizza
Koa: No pizza for transphobes!

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Ashara: You can't have a gun on stage!
Kaiba: WRONG AGAIN! I can have a gun, and I must have a gun, that's the rule of Chekhov's Gun: have a gun. And now that it's been seen, I will have to shoot someone before the end of the play.

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Davis: isn't it weird how people say "follow your dreams" instead of "follow your ambitions", because I once had a dream where a group of wizards gave ducks the ability to speak english, except the ducks only criticized people's fashion sense
Bryan: PLEASE follow your dream

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Rosey: You can do it Bryan!
Davis: But if you can't, at least your death will be quick, painless, and really cool to watch.

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Missy: *outlining body in chalk*
Guard: we don't usually outline the balls
Missy: oh I'm not a cop, lol

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Xylo: Remain CALM! *slaps River multiple times*

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Bryan: Bet you can't eat 15 crayons!
Rosey: Bet you I can!
Davis: *sips coffee, checks to make sure the guard is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*

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Rando: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?
Mola, watching Missy screaming, Cardamom trying to set a sleeping Gibbous on fire, and Irate choking on air: I don't know either.

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Bryan: I hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if I know!
Davis: "what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing I want to be apart of

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Vendi: At first I thought you were foolish and incompetent.
Xylo: My apologies for whatever misstep I may have taken to dispel that impression. It was an honest mistake, I swear.