Incorrect Quotes

Cookie Run Kingdom

(There will be some characters from Ovenbreak, not completely accurate character personalities, and some ships you may not ship, and headcannons you may not agree with)

{there will be spoilers for the cookie run story]

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6-year-old Dark Choco: *tugs on Pure Vanilla's clothes* excuse me mister?

Pure Vanilla: yes?

6-year-old Dark Choco: *points to Dark Cacao*  my daddy said he wants to kiss you

Pure Vanilla: is that so?

Dark Cacao: Dark Choco!-

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Poison Mushroom: I made you... a friendship bracelet!

Licorice: I'm not really a jewelry person 

Poison Mushroom: you don't... have to wear it

Licorice: no I'm gonna wear it forever, back off

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Espresso: I've realized I'm moronsexual, meaning I'm attracted to idiots 

Madeline: *holding a fork* can I eat this?

Espresso: *already planning their wedding* you're so f*cking stupid

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Espresso: *holding Squid Cookie* I've only had Squid for one mission, but if anything happens to them, I will kill everyone in this kingdom and then myself 

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Raspberry: are you in love with Espresso?

Madeline: pfft, no, why would you think that?

Raspberry: then why did you write M+E hearts everywhere?

Madeline: ... it means majestic and elegant

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Vampire: I'm an idiot...

Sparkling:

Herb: 

Mint Choco:

Vampire:

Sparkling: If you're waiting for us to disagree, it's gonna be a long day

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White Lilly: not evil, I want to be loved

Dark Enchantress: nevermind, I'm evil

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Sparkling: babe, can you pass me the drink umbrellas?

Herb: *reaches for the drink umbrellas*

Vampire: *also reaches for the drink umbrellas*

All three: ...

Mint Choco: *runs over with drink umbrellas in hand* you called for me babe?

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Herb: mom, am I ugly?

Sea Fairy: nonsense! Looking at you right now, you're the most beautiful cookie in the world!

*meanwhile*

Walnut: father, am I ugly?

Almond: very much

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Twizzly Gummy: no homo, we're fresh out. We should get a new shipment on Monday.

Black Raisin: can you check in the back?

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Lilac: *on the phone*

Yogurt Cream: babe?