Mitch: I was born and raised in the ocean.
Xylo: what part?
Mitch: all of me, except my left leg. She's from the dessert.
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Lily: so what's dating Kaykrae like?
Mario: one time I asked for water while she was pissed. She brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait".
Mario: I love her.
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Bryan: I don't want to ask him out until I know for sure he's gay.
Bri: *walks up to Jakey* hey, are you wearing blue lipstick?
Jakey: yes, why?
Bri: no reason.
Bri: *walks back to Bryan* definitely gay.
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Brandeen: why would you give Austin a knife?!
Daveed: he felt unsafe.
Brandeen: now I feel unsafe!
Daveed: I'm sorry
Daveed: ...... would you like a knife?
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Bri: can you pick up some milk?
Austin: *lifts gallon of milk* yeah, pretty easily.
Bri: I mean from the store.
Austin: I imagine it weighs the same there.
Austin: *drops the gallon of milk on his foot* ow ow ow!
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Corrupted Bryan: the glass is half empty.
Tomb Juice Jakey: I think it's half full!
Corrupted Bryan: I think you're full of sh*t
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Austin: does Lightning McQueen have life insurance or car insurance?
Xylo: I'm not even listening to you anymore.
[few hours later]
Xylo: *awake in bed, thinking about Lightning McQueen*
Xylo: damn him.
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Austin, having consumed enough caffeine to kill three horses, crawling around the room rapidly: WHERE ARE THE FRESH CHILDREN FOR ME TO FEAST UPON?!
Bri, holding a cross and backed into corner: whatthefuckwhatthefuckWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCK
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Lily: So you're finally okay enough to come back to camp?
Bryan: yes, and I don't want anyone to know. Could you imagine what would happen if everyone knew I was sick? Could you imagine if Mario knew?
Bri: yeah, you might start being nice to each other.
Bryan: that be horrible.
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Mario: *whispering* I don't like you.
Bryan: *whispering* I'll get over it.
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Bryan: if a villain got you, I'd hunt them down to the ends of the earth.
Jakey: if you asked, I would kill every person in this camp without a second thought.
Bri, disturbed and a little scared: you guys know normal couples don't say these things to each other, right?
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Bri: have you seen our brother?
Bri: average height, brown hair, brown eyes.
Lily: clearly gay.
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Daveed: I'm so useless.
Brandeen: nah, you're not.
Brandeen: you can be used as a bad example.
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Bryan, opening a tomb juice: guess I'll drink my sorrows away.
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Jakey: did it hurt?
Bryan, sighing: when I fell from heaven-
Jakey: when you fell from the vending machine
Bryan:
Jakey: cause you're a snack
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