Incorrect Quotes

Mob Hybrids

(Mob Hybrids is by GlitchyEx3)

[Dynamics/personalities may not be 100% accurate to the story]

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*in a group chat*

Eden: first one to reply is gat

Pat pre-hybrid: gay*

Pat: wait no

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Bryan: crushes are the worst!

Devin: yeah, whenever I'm around mine I act stupid

Bryan: pfft, you're always acting stupid!

Devin: yeahhhhhh, don't think about to hard

Bryan: ?

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Pat pre-hybrid: when can we get married?

Eden: literally whenever

Pat: so now?

Eden: *gets on one knee*

Pat: *mumbling* oh my god, oh my god

Eden: *ties show*

Pat:

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Dramatic Scientist: she was poetry, but he couldn’t read...

Mitch: his name was Jarred, he's nineteen.

Seek: when his parents built a very strange machine.

Colin: watch that scene, dig it dancing queen!

Kay: AYYYYYY, MACARENA!

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*when Pat and Eden first met*

Pat, pre-hybrid: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together!

Eden: *swallowing the key* truly unfortunate

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Ellie {GlitchyEx3}: just a few seeds of angst...

Ellie: wait-

Ellie: sh*t no, stOP GROWING THAT’S TO MUCH!

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Bryan: look, we're under a mistletoe!

Devin: *looks up* Bryan, that's not a mistletoe

*later*

Devin: *wakes up at 4am* oh my god he was flirting with me!

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Pat pre-hybrid: I have an empty notebook and I don’t know what to put in it. Open to suggestions

Devin pre-hybrid: put spaghetti in it!

Pat: I'm no longer taking suggestions from you

Eden: put spaghetti in it.

Pat: and I'm no longer open to suggestions!

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*on a phone call*

Eden: hi, just calling to see if you still love me?

Pat pre-hybrid: Eden, it is THREE IN THE MORNING!

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Bryan: *eats something spicy so his eyes start to water*

Xylo: Bryan, look at me. It's okay. I would die for you. I love you so much. You're the best person I know.

Bryan: I'm not crying?

Xylo: ssh, baby it's okay. You're nest friends here and he loves you with his whole heart.

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<sorry it's so short>