Incorrect Quotes

Dragon Egg [Again]

(So, I talked a bit about the dragon au in my last incorrect quotes, but this one is mainly focused on the villains [all original characters of mine] in the story [plus a few others]. I had them a bit in the last one, but the group has grown in number since then and their characters have been more fleshed out. So now you get this, enjoy)

{again. If you have any questions feel free to ask!}

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Cardamom: there’s no difference between black magic and exercise. Both of them hurt your body at first and drain your energy, but the more you dabble in it the more powerful you become

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Mola: I don't care

Narrator: she said caringly, as she cared deeply

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Genesis: do any of you know what propaganda even is?

Missy: when someone British takes a good look at something!

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Azreal: I walk this lonely road

Azreal: in my bag, I have a giant toad

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Gibbous: Do you even know what an amulet is?

Cone: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions!

Gibbous: Cone, those are omelettes.

Cone: Oh. Then I’ve got nothing.

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Gibbous: I’m chaotic lawful

Gibbous: I have a strict moral code, but no one can figure out what the hell it is

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Genesis: My gender is in a constant state of flux

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Missy: *writing a letter*

Missy: Dear Santa,

I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...

And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.

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Cone: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died.

Cone: I will not yield.

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Mola: I will find us a covered wagon and horses.

Mola: If you two can manage to not kill each other while I'm gone.

Genesis: Oh, please. We're not children.

*Mola leaves*

Missy, casually: ...Eat shit and die.

Genesis, also casually: Yes, fuck you.

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Missy: I want to be like a caterpillar.

Custard: Explain?

Missy: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.

Custard: You know they have a lifespan of a week, right?

Missy:

Missy: That's just another highlight!

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Molten: How the hell are you still alive?

Bry: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.

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