Fairy Tail Origins

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braKit: hey Mario, why did the chicken cross the road?

Mario: *sighing* why?

Kit: to get to the bottom's house.

Kit: Mario, knock knock.

Mario: *another sigh* who's there?

Kit: the chicken.

Mario: alright listen here you little-

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Kay: we have training today, right?

Lo'Pho: *yawns* 

Lo'Pho: yeah, today we're going to *yawns*

Lo'Pho:

Lo'Pho: you know what?  screw it. go mess around with the other guilds, or finger paint, or some shit. I don't care, I'm going to bed.

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David: you look beautiful today.

Mario: thank_

David: April fools

Mario: why you-

David: you look beautiful every day.

Mario: *voice cracks* oh-

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Eden: I'm going to have to ask you to be respectful.

Future Jakey: I will politely decline.

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Ritchie: what if the person who named umbrellas just meant to call them brellas, but was under a lot of pressure?

Brandon: never wake me up at 2 am for one of your "important" questions again.

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Jakey: *sleep deprived* fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you will get a nice surprise.

Kay: I will give the horse that kills me no such luxuries 

Bryan: that's okay, we can add the cranberries later

Lo'Pho: ... what?

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Colin: I have the urge to do something stupid

Seek: I'm stupid, do me

Colin: 

Seek:

Seek: I said that out loud..

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