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SCP

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(First off, SCP will be replacing Origins of Olympus. Also, would you guys like to see a crossover of all the universes shown in this book [minus Origins of Olymus unfortunately]?)

(This also contains Bryan x Mario)

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Xylo: Mario died of natural reasons.

Bryan: you pushed him down the stairs!

Xylo: Gravity is natural.

Mario: f**k you Xylo

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Kay: life disappointments are harder to deal with when you don't know any swear words.

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Mario: sorry I'm late, I was... doing things.

Bryan: i didn't know my name was things.

Xylo: ...

Kay: ...

Xylo: you didn't need to tell us.

Kay: we heard you.

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[When they escape]

Bryan, handing Mario a piece of paper with his number on it: here, call me when you get home.

Mario: *hugs him* I'm already home.

Bryan, blushing hard: I meant a house with... doors... and things like that.

Kay: *fangirling*

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Mario: Xylo!

X.ylo: what?

Xylo: you kicked me in your sleep!

Xylo: who said I was asleep.

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Kay: sure is dark in here.

Kay: not that I'm scared or anything.

Kay: I mean, who's scared of the dark these days? Not me!

Xylo: do you want me to hold your hand?

Kay: yes please.

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Bryan: *says something egotistical*

Xylo: Bryan, you just always have to be on top, don't you.

Mario: *starts laughing*

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Xylo: be careful, this floor might be dangerous.

Bryan: Kay's a teddy bear, Mario's hot, grass is green.

Xylo: what?

Bryan: sorry, I thought were a saying things that were obvious.

Mario: did you say I was hot?

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Kay: there's no I in team, but there is one in pizza.

Bryan: so, you're not going to share?

Kay: I'm not going to share.

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[Sorry if this one is a little short.

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