(BlazingAce56 requested some more SCP stuff, so that's what I'm gonna do!)
[also, this is an au since I wanted more characters to write quotes for. Basically after the ending where Bryan becomes a famous scientist, he starts working with Devin, Mitch, and Yuki at a lab the four own. If you're interested in this au, I plan to write a story based off it.]
{the ones with Mitch, Devin, and/or Yuki are in the future/present. The ones without are in the past}
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Kaylabear: Just be careful, Xylo!
Xylo: *heading out the door* I'm always careful, Kaylabear!
Xylo: It's everything around me that's careless.
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Yuki: When I used to work at lush and a customer came in and bit the soap because they thought it was cheese... that happens way more frequently than you think.
Mitch: If they stopped literally presenting soap as deli food that wouldn't happen.
Devin: Who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese?
Bryan: Who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese?
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Kaylabear: I know what a prism is! It's where you put bad people.
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Mario: What are your three best qualities?
Bryan: I'm hot, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends.
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Kaylabear: Hold on! I'm having one of those things... a headache with pictures.
Mario: What the fuck?
Xylo: She's having an idea.
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Xylo: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled.
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Kaylabear: You know what I learned from my friendship with Xylo?
Mario: There's no such thing as too mean?
Bryan: Never let your friends know for sure if you like them?
Xylo: Always hold a grudge?
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Mitch: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka.
Mitch: *upends the bottle*
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Yuki: Thanks for opening my message and not responding.
Devin: All good bro, any time.
Yuki: Fuck you.
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Bryan: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
Xylo: Neither.
Xylo: Because it's twelve.
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Xylo: Hi-
Mario: Leave before there's a terrible misunderstanding between my foot and your *ss.
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Bryan: Not to be nsfw but I want someone to hold me while I sleep.
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Bryan: Wakey Wakey Eggs and Bakey!
Xylo: But I'm a vegan.
Mario: Wakey Wakey Vegetables and Sadness.
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