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[ChrisMoon172]

(OoO)

Michael: Me and Ritchie are going to be gone for a bit, but I left a basket full of paper with advice on it.

Michael: for example "Austin don't do that" just applies for everything.

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[Arctic_Zomboso]

(SCP)

Mario: Wait, did you just call me hot?

Bryan: Did I stutter?

Mario: ...

Bryan: That's what I thought.

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[GlitchyEx3]

(Mob Hybrids)

Scientist, holding a gun: Answer me!

Micheal: *pukes* f*ck you.

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[GlitchyEx3]

(FTO)

Bryan: wait, are you in love with-

Mario: shut up

Mario: I have enough problems as it is, I don't need to realize I'm in love with a stripper.

Bryan: ...

Bryan: I didn't even say his name-

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[Brakeyandbrypu4ever]

(FTO)

Devin: *goes to kiss Ritchie*

Micheal: *holds Devin back* no.

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[ChrisMoon172]

[Iregretexisting69]

(Past FTO)

Ritchie: hey Flurrette-!!!

Flurry: Hey Ritchie.

Flurry: Now you may be wondering as to why I'm stuck to the ceiling-

Ritchie: I'm wondering what you did to Brandon

Brandon: *brooding in the corner while there's an empty bucket with water on the ground beside the bucket and he looks a little wet*

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[GlitchyEx3]

(Ever Origins High)

Legs: bold of you to assume I'm capable of getting periods.

Xylo: I... what are you-

Legs: yes.

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[GlitchyEx3]

(Origins of Peace)

Mario: You look pretty today!

Xylo: I look pretty everyday.

Mario: ...you make it very hard to flirt with you.

Xylo: You make me very hard.

Xylo: That's how you flirt.

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[DarkPurpleFlower1]

(SNO)

Bryan: this day can't get worse

Some evil person: it can get worse I'll stab you

Bryan: exactly it can't get worse

Some evil person: are you ok

Bryan: no

Some evil person: what's wrong

Bryan: I dropped my ice cream

Some evil person: really

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[CrystalAlice99]

(Highschool AU)

Bryan, talking to someone: I have no friends

Jon: What am I to you? It's like I-

Bryan: You're my best friend!

Jon, surprised: *about to tear up*

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[Iregretexisting69]

(FTO)

Flurry: awwww, I was getting excited too!

Ritchie: Are you being serious?

Flurry: When am I not being serious?

Ritchie: ...always

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[MakabreLiverpool]

(Fto)

*Ritchie chatting to other prince's. Gets approached by Francesca*

Ritchie: Well hello future devil in law, how are you enjoying the party?

Francesca: hello disappointment, I would be enjoying this all much more if I could find my beloved. Have you by any chance seen your brother?

Ritchie: can't say I have. Maybe check the gardens, he enjoys hiding in the hedge maze.

*after she leaves he leans over and lifts the tablecloth of the banquet table*

Ritchie: she's gone

*Brandon eating food under the table*: oh thank goodness, I'm going to go find a better hiding spot.

Rithie: Good luck!

*turns and continues talking to the guests as Brandon runs off*

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[ChrisMoon172]

(OoO)

Micheal: WHY DOES AUSTIN HAVE A KNIFE!?

Austin, running around with a knife:

Brandeen: Would you also like a knife?

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[Me, cause I wanted to add one]

(SNO)

*in a supernatural hospital thing cause Bryan got severely injured*

Nurse: I'm sorry sir, but we can only allow family to see Bryan at this ti-

Mario: bold of you to assume I won't legally adopt him right now!

Xylo: you tell them Alpha!

Bryan, from his hospital room: *sleepy from injuries and medicine* you go dad!