Incorrect Quotes

MY Seven Deadly Sins Au

(I am back. To only do incorrect quotes for my own Seven Deadly SIns au. Nothing to do with the minecraft series, which honestly I haven't watched. It is however, based on the anime series)

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Artemis: Ow!

Mario: What's wrong?

Artemis: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow.

Mario: It's called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.

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Lucas: You know what?

Lucas: When I joined this friend group I thought you guys would be dealing with my bullshit.

*Mario, Leander and Bryan continue screaming about mold water*

Lucas: Not the other way around.

Brandon: I dunno, sounds like you need to drink the mold water.

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Colin, looking over Lucas's shoulder: You can draw?

Lucas, stopping what they were doing: You can speak?

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Jonathon: Why do you not believe that ghosts are real?

Davis: Never seen one.

Jonathon: Okay, I mean, there's a lot of things that you can't see that are real.

Davis: What can't I see?

Jonathon: You can't see gravity. That's real.

Davis: Yeah, I can drop an apple.

Jonathon: Fuck.

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Bri: You use emoji's like a straight person.

Angel: That's literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.

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Allumos: Where's my chair?

Artemis: Mario broke it over Lucas's back while they were wrestling.

Lucas: Correction, Mario was wrestling. I was eating soup.

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Inpu: Be careful about succumbing to these sorts of destructive... urges. Addiction can be a powerful thing.

Inmo: So am I. Bow down before your new supreme overlord, bitches.

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Naya: Can you PLEASE peer pressure me into doing my studies?

David: Do it or you're straight.

Naya: I said peer pressure, NOT THREATEN!

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Leander: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.

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Bryan: Play to your strengths.

Helios: I haven't got any!

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Inmo: *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk.

Inmo: *cuts piece of cake*

Hostage: ...Can I have some?

Inmo: Cake is for talkers.

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*Lucas rushes by with an armful of water bottles*

Allumos: What's going on?