Lo'pho: hello people who do not live here
Jakey: hi
Bryan: hey
Lo'pho: I gave you the key for emergencies
Kay: we were out of cookies
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David: I do what I want!
Ritchie: I'm calling Mario
David: no wait-
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David: What do you have?
Kit: a knife!
David: okay have fu-
Mario: NO!
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Kay: hey guys, guess what I have,
Bryan: a girlfriend?
Jakey: cookies?
Lo'pho: a new spell?
Kay: No!
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Bri: what are you grateful for?
David: Mario's di-
Mario: *gives David a death glare*
David: -eeeeeelightful personality!
Brandon: smooth.
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Bryan: my heart is beating so loudly right now.
Jakey: *blushing* w-why?
Bryan: there's a cockroach near you're feat.
Jakey: *screams and jumps back*
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David: hey do you- stop screaming, it's just me- do you know where Mario is?
Lucas: I'M IN THE SHOWER!
David: you didn't answer my question.
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Mario: since when is babysitting David my job!?
Kit: *raises an eyebrow*
Mario: oh my god that's exactly my job.
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Bri: can you pass the pepper?
Silver: what's the magic word?
Bri: *starts chanting in latin*
Silver: Oh My GoD, jUsT tAkE iT!
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Bryan: I beg your pardon?
David: then beg.
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Mario: Kit is at that very special age where only one thing is on her mind.
Inmo: Boys?
David: murder.
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Jakey: my boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What do I do?
Kay: punch him in the gut. Then when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Lo'pho: tackle him.
Mario, not really listening: dumb him.
David: kick him in the shin.
Bryan: NO TO ALL OF THOSE! Just ask me to lean over.
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Mario: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together!
David, swallowing the key: truly unfortunate.
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Evil Ritchie: I could kill you right now.
Ritchie: yeah? So could another human being.
Ritchie: So could a dog.
Ritchie: So could a dedicated duck.
Ritchie: you aren't special Bob!
Evil Ritchie: that's not my n-
Brandon: shut up Bob.
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