New security guard: h-hello? Is someone there?
Bryan at the end of the hallway: *singing* hello, is it me your looking for?
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Jon: ok, so you make a fist and hold out your hand, then I bumb it with my fist.
Kay: why?
Jon: I heard it's a form of greeting.
Dad: I love it when you guys impersonate the living.
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Bryan: why would someone want to hurt Jon?
Gizzy: maybe because they met him?
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Bryan: what are friends with benefits?
Dad: a very special friends
Bryan: like me and you?
Dad: nO
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Kay: do you think I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Gizzy: you're a hazard to society
Jon: and a coward. Do 20!
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Jon: *knocking on a door* Bryan, come out!
Bryan: I'm gay!
Kay: not what we meant, but we support you anyway
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Jon: say yes to drugs.
Bryan: say no to drugs.
Gizzy: it doesn't matter what you say to drugs, because if you're talking to drugs you're doing drugs!
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Bryan: here you go, it's a nice hot cup of coffee!
Dad: it's cold.
Kay: it's a nice cup of coffee!
Dad: It's horrible!
Gizzy: cup of coffee.
Dad: I'm not even sure it's coffee.
Jon: cup.
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Bryan: hi welcome to Applebees! Would you like apple or bees?
Random customer: B-bees?
Bryan: HE HAS CHOSEN THE BEES!
Random customer: w-wait-
Jon: *walks in, aggressively shaking a jar of live bees*
Random customer: WAIT-
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Gizzy: can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?
Jon: isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship is formed?
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