Incorrect Quotes

Ever Origins High

(I used an incorrect quotes generator for this, because I'm running out of creativity but wanna write this NOW)

[Ever Origins High is an au by me. This probably won't make sense unless you read the book first.]

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Pat, trying to convince Mitch to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!

Mario: And loud!

Bryan: And grumpy!

Jon: And oblivious to reality!

Mitch: 

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Jakey: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life!

Devin: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years! 

Yuki: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this! 

Kayla: I knew I lost that potential somewhere! 

Bri: My moral code, is that you? 

Jakey: 

Jakey: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

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Xylo: So what's for dinner? 

Jacquelin, staring at the food she just burnt: Regret.

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Jon: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao.

Mitch: What did you do? 

Jon: A MISTAKE.

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Mario: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume? 

David: *chugs entire bottle*

David: It's perfume.

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Bryan: Jakey...

Jakey: Oh no, 'Jakey' in b-flat.

Jakey: You're disappointed.

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David: Am I in trouble?

Mario: Take a guess.

David: No?

Mario: Take another guess.

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Devin: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife? 

Jakey: Rude. 

Yuki: That's fair. 

Kayla: Not again. 

Bri: Are you going to want this back?

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Pat: Bye Mitch! Bye Bryan! Bye Jon! Bye Mario! Bye Mitch!

Bryan: You said "bye Mitch" twice.

Pat: I like Mitch.

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Yuki: Are we really going to let Jakey keep Bryan? 

Bri : We kept Kayla.

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