A lil smut
I was making my way towards the toilets the next day to have a good, long wank. My 3'2 body skipped its way through the corridors, occasionally giving the finger to portraits on the wall, and listening to them yell at me in response.
Once I reached the toilets I pulled out my dildo and shoved it right up my hole. I rammed that bitch right up there, causing my eyes to roll back and my legs to shake violently.
As I was reaching my climax I suddenly heard a few people walking into the bathrooms. I let out a shreik of delight as I squirted my fishy juices all across the door of the loo.
"Myrtles moaning again🙄" I heard a little girl say causing the other to giggle in delight.
Speaking of Myrtle, as I pulled the dildo out of my pussy, a giggle was emitted from underneath my fat ass and I looked down to see Myrtle swimming around in the toilet bowl.
I shreiked, resulting in a fat poo to come shooting out of my arse like a bullet! It landed in the water causing a big SPLASH and a terrified scream from Myrtle.
"Sorry!!" I said, causing the ghost to zoom off in a strop. When I walked out the toilet she shot out of the sink again and sat on a tap.
"You know.." she said. "The amount of naughty things people do here... drives me insane" she giggled again, "I remember a few months ago a boy and a girl came in here, and he started tickling her arse!" She exclaimed.
I froze for a moment and my orbs suddenly looked up at her.
"Tickled her bumhole you said?" I asked, biting my lip in thought.
"Yes, it was rather peculiar... I don't remember much about the girl, but the boy had one hell of a penis..." she said, before floating around the room again.
I leant on the sink, thinking hard. Something seemed off about this situation, like she'd been forced to forget....
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It was the day of the triwizard tournament, and I sat watching as the champions dived into the water. It took an hour long for them to return, so I sat next to Lavender as we waited for them to reappear.
After a long time, Fleur got pulled out of the water and Dumbledaddy announced that she had been taken by the Grinylows. At this point, a thought popped into my head and I turned to Lavender.
"Lav, remember our first night here, when you were talking about your.. um... experience?"
Lavenders expression suddenly changed and she furrowed her brows. "You mean my experience with Ron? When he tickled my bumhole and licked my clit?" she replied nastily.
"See thats the thing, Ron didn't seem to remember giving you this ✨treatment✨... I just wondered..."
"If you're implying that i'm cheating on WonWon then you're a piece of shit, classroom squirter. WonWon forgets alot of things you know" and with that she span around on her heel and climbed the ladder to the floor above.
In this time, Cedric and Krum had already managed to save rescue their people. I noticed Cedric strutting my way, and I tried to shuffle my way over to the Oui Oui Paris twins but he had already reached me.
He crouched down and stared at me with his shining orbs. "Big Booty Buttercup... I-i-i-i-i-i-i need to apologise... what I did was-"
"Save it Cedric" and with that I smacked him in the balls and watched as he groaned in pain. Judging by what I felt in my knuckles, his penis seemed to have shrunken by half the amount it was before, and I guessed it was the work of my pearly whites.
I looked over to see a certain platinum blonde smirking at me from afar. I was about to make my way over when all of a sudden a body flew straight into mine.
I screamed as the wet body flattened me across the floor, leaving me two dimensional.
I opened my eyes to see a worried pair of sparkling gray orbs staring into mine, as well as a git wearing round glasses. Slowly but surely, my eyesight became fuzzy, and after a split second I blacked out.
a/n Not Potty landing on us🙄

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The Pussy Destroyer
Humor{satire} "i can destroy everyones pussy in this room, apart from yours. It's very frustrating." Lilah Buttercup is a quirky, shy and goofy girl who's beauty outshines anyone in her path. She's not the type to fall for a bad boy like Malfoy... but so...