I was practically falling asleep as I scribbled down the answer to 'What spell causes someone to shart their pants?' in my DADA O.W.L exam.
Professor Umbitch was standing at the front of the hall, wearing a tight hot pink dress that revealed her jiggly thunder thighs.
I was so carried away daydreaming about my uwu discharge haired boyfriend that I was completely oblivious to low booming sound cominh from inside the castle.
Umbitch suddenly got up and let out a gentle moan before levitating towards the entrance of the hall. Everyone turned around and stared at her in curiosity, except I couldn't see her because i'm too uwu and small :/.
All of a sudden the sexy ginger twins flew into the hall, surrounded by a display of flashing lights and sparkles🥺🥺🥺.
I queefed with joy as they created a pair of jiggly anime titties that bounced up and down the room!!
Umbitch ran around the hall like a headless dildo, desperately trying to chase Fred and George and stop this madness👹.
"Ready when you are" George called, tossing a firework behind him.
We all watched in awe as a massive sparkling penis appeared at end of the great hall. It let out a soft growl before turning it's tip towards Umbitch.
The penis started flying towards Umbitch, who started sprinting for her life in her teeny little heels.
The flying penis caught up with her in a matter of seconds, slapping her across the face and knocking her to the ground.
Fred and George zoomed by as the rest of us ran to catch up with them, leaving Umbitch on the ground, her pink panties on display.
Everybody wooped, cheered and moaned as Fred and George flew up into the sky, a giant 'W' appearing in front of them.
"See you around Big Booty Buttercup" they called in unison as I giggled and twirled my blonde pubes in between my fingers.
But out of the corner of my eye, I noticed someone fall down. It was the attention seeking Immortal Orphan AGAIN🙄.
HEY GUYS YOUR GIRL IS BACK IN BUSINESS!!!
i've finally finished (and failed) my gcse's (can i get a yaaaaaas queen🤩).
I'm so excited to continue with the story bcs omg i've planned it all up until the very end so you guys are in for a treat🤤.
also stranger things?!?!! was fucking amazing omg i don't know if i'm gonna be able to wait until the next one ffs. i have been veeeeery tempted to write a parody stranger things fic so lmk what you guys would want😋😋😋.
+++ has anyone else seen thor love and thunder? bcs that was the gayest marvel film EVER and i'm so freaking here for it byeeeee.
anyways love u all xoxo
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The Pussy Destroyer
Humor{satire} "i can destroy everyones pussy in this room, apart from yours. It's very frustrating." Lilah Buttercup is a quirky, shy and goofy girl who's beauty outshines anyone in her path. She's not the type to fall for a bad boy like Malfoy... but so...
