A few weeks later
I moonwalked down the corridor on my way to the great hall.
I accidenly wet the bed that morning, but luckily i'm a vsco girl so I brought out my metal straw and drank my urine.
I passed a first year on my way there and watched as he crouched down and shat on the floor.
"W-w-w-w-what are you doing sir" I asked as his stinky poo stained the marble floor.
"Marking my territory" He said, barking at me afterwards.
"I'm sorry I didn't mean to offend you; I didn't realise you were an animagi."
"Yeah well now you know." He said, bursting into tears.
I panicked, not knowing what to say.
"This is my fight song. Take back my life song-"
But I was cut off as Snape killed me.
I shot up all of a sudden and realised i had fallen asleep in divination.
I looked around to see the whole class staring at me like🤨😟.
I was confused until i realised my shirt was undone and my left boobie was slightly falling out.
Neville moaned and licked his lips.
I adjusted my shirt before sticking my discharge crust in my pocket for safekeeping.
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The Pussy Destroyer
Humor{satire} "i can destroy everyones pussy in this room, apart from yours. It's very frustrating." Lilah Buttercup is a quirky, shy and goofy girl who's beauty outshines anyone in her path. She's not the type to fall for a bad boy like Malfoy... but so...
