MAJOR smut warning so i'd advise you guys to do the future me thing
this is satire just to clarify cuz y'all will judge me otherwise-
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"AS IF YOU CAN FIGHT ME OFF" he yelled into the darkness, his voice echoing around the empty halls.
I was squeezing my buttocks incredibly tight together in order stop myself from sharting any more out of the brutal terror.
"i-i-i-i-i-i'm stronger than you know m-m-m-m-malfoy" i whimpered, pulling my hands slowly into my pocket to retrieve my wand.
He smirked and rolled his eyes at me. "You're just a weak nasty smellin fat bitch. Why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your triflin dirty white racist ass big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch. My 24 inch could destroy your vagina. Rip it to pieces. I could explode your clitoris like a needle to a balloon, your discharge splattering across the walls, leaving Hogwarts smelling like a damn aquarium."
Listening to his poetic way of words, the way his raspy voice spat out those sexy insults at me, had my ushy gushy bussy THROBBIN. I slowly drew my hand away from my pocked and pulled a hairband off my wrist, before slipping my perfect blonde hair into a smooth ponytail.
I would've gotten on my knee's but as my face was already in the region, I didn't see the point. My delicate fingers slowly dragged down the waistband of his sweatpants, and what I saw next was a feast fit for a mountain giant. My crystal blue orbs gasped at his incredulously long penis.
The legends were true. This mother fucker could fuck your fucking brains out.
"What are you waiting for?" He growled, and without hesitation I put my lips around his length. He moaned with sheer delight and pleasure and tilted his head back, looking up to the ceiling. He tasted like dick cheese in the most endearing way, and I moaned as his bleached elsa pubes tickled my cheeks. I could feel his member gliding down my esophagus with grace.
After a short amount of time I heard a squeal of delight from Ellen Degeneres lookin ass, and his warm jizz started to fill up in my stomach. He dragged his dick now halfway down my digestive system and tucked it back in his sweats.
"See you around Li" he flirtatiously said and I blushed at the nickname.
Well i can tell that his dick is long as shit I thought, but will it be big enough to rip up this vag?
After all, I am a different breed🥶🥶🥶😋😋🥵🥵😏⛓⛓⛓🍆🍆👌👌🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🖖🏽🖖🏽🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟
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The Pussy Destroyer
Humor{satire} "i can destroy everyones pussy in this room, apart from yours. It's very frustrating." Lilah Buttercup is a quirky, shy and goofy girl who's beauty outshines anyone in her path. She's not the type to fall for a bad boy like Malfoy... but so...
