{satire}
"i can destroy everyones pussy in this room, apart from yours. It's very frustrating."
Lilah Buttercup is a quirky, shy and goofy girl who's beauty outshines anyone in her path. She's not the type to fall for a bad boy like Malfoy... but so...
I looked in the mirror at my outfit for the party. I was feeling wet and edgy so I dressed up full emo style.
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Feeling like megan thee stallion, I galloped out the room🐎.
Around halfway down the stairs, I caught the feeling that someone was behind me. Quickening my pace, I continued to walk down the staircase, taking a right turn onto the next corridor.
"There's no need to run from me" My breath hitched as I creamed my pants at the sound of his voice. I spun on my heels to find him, Draco, standing there with his black suit on. His shirt was unbuttoned and he had multiple rings on his fingers that were soon to be up my vagina.
"D-d-d-d-dadd-draco" I whimpered, tearing my orbs of him and looking at my feet like the cute little uwu I am🥺.
I farted silently and slowly started to continue walking away, trying not to act sus.
He stepped closer with a smirk, "where are you heading, gryffindor?" He bit his lip, making the fuckboi face I loved so much.
"N-n-n-nowhere" I smirked back, like the absolute bad bitch I am. I winked, wanked, and walked off once again, feeling a sense of pride at my confidence🤞🏽✊🏽😌.
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Paris had greeted me as I entered the room of requirement, and both got hard at the sight of me.
"BUNDA STILL" I heard Fred yell, and George twerked in response.
I was out on the dancefloor partying like crazy🤪😁 xx.
Addison rae walked in and started doing the renegade with me!! She's such a bad bleep. WAP started playing and my bunda had never been more delighted.
Lee Jordan was twerking up against Angelina but she was a lesbian😕.
But what caught my eye was when I noticed the infamous Lavender Brown enter the room of requirements.
Her hair was sticking up at all angles and her dress sticking to her body. She immediately caught my gaze and made her way towards me.
"I love nights like this, great for astronomy don't you think?" She said as she swept past me.
