It was my birthday on sunday, and my parents had sent me a red dress, while my sister, Gwen, had sent me some condoms.
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I sat in the transfiguration courtyard, creating fake scenarios with Jason Derulo in my mind.
Beads of sweat trickled down his defined abs and I ran my delicate little hand down them as he-
My thoughts were cut off when I noticed Draco and Harry having an argument. I noticed Harry walk away when all of a sudden Mad-eye popped outta nowhere and turned that boi into a ferret.
Everyone laughed, but I was scared and angry. "DRACO NOO" I screamed running towards the boy. I fell to the floor and clutched his little ferret body in my delicate little hands and started to cry.
He started floating up and down before landing inside Crabbe's trousers. Crabbe moaned in delight at the feeling of a silky ferret stroking against his penis, but he stifled it with a cough.
Queen Minnie quickly transfigured him back into the sexy Draco I know, and he quickly ran away, while Mad Eye chased after him.
I turned around to see Cedric glaring at me. I quickly ran up to him before saying "i-i-i-i-i-i"
"It's fine. It doesn't matter" He huffed, before walking away with his mates.
a/n short chap but theres alot more to cum; a lot of plot twists👀
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The Pussy Destroyer
Humor{satire} "i can destroy everyones pussy in this room, apart from yours. It's very frustrating." Lilah Buttercup is a quirky, shy and goofy girl who's beauty outshines anyone in her path. She's not the type to fall for a bad boy like Malfoy... but so...
