The squirtly hallows
Once upon a time, about 500 years ago. Three magical people walked this earth. A Slytherin, named Vibrator Malfoy. A Gryffindor named Rebecca Brown. And a Hufflepuff named Eleftheria Moonshine.
These three wizards were very horny, and one day came face to face with the Moaning God. This God decided to grant these three each a magical ability.
The first wizard, Vibrator Malfoy asked for the power of having a humongous penis, that could destroy any pussy. So the Moaning God granted this wish. He became The Pussy Destroyer
The second witch, Eleftheria Moonshine asked for the power of an infinitely strong pussy that can snap like a venus fly trap. So the Moaning God granted this wish. She became The Cock Cruncher.
The third witch was more cunning, and instead asked for the power of interception. In order to stop The Cock Cruncher and The Pussy Destroyer from making the ultimate child, she would be able to seduce one of them until they'd fall in love with her. So the Moaning God granted this wish. She became The Interception.
But the Moaning God couldnt have this power passed on to every single child, so they made a deal with the three wizards, making this power only transfer to the person thirteen generations down the line.
However, Eleftheria had other ideas. She had fallen in love with a man named William Buttercup. The pair got married, making her Eleftheria Buttercup.
Rebecca Brown went on a full rampage and locked herself in her house for weeks. Nobody knew what she was up to, all the villagers heard were moans and squelches every evening.
On her death bed, Rebecca kept a necklace with the letter 'R' on it, a watermelon scrunchie and a branch of Lavender.
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My head felt heavy and my body sore as I looked around me to find I was back in my dorm.
I looked to my left to see Hermione masterbating, 6 fingers in her a$$. She noticed me looking at her and quickly pulled her soaking fingers out, cleaning them with her mouth.
"Morning Lilah" she said, taking out her messy bun quirkily.
"What happened to me?" I asked, sitting up in bed with my ed sheeran duvet covers.
"You fainted. After what happened with Drake O. He's in the hospital wing" Hermi sighed, eating her snot.
"H-h-how did I get here?" I asked, brockenly🚫💔.
"Ron carried you" She indicated to an envelope on the bed, "he left that for you too.
I looked at the small brown parchment on my Ed Sheeran bed and tore it open.
A shiny bronze necklace was lying at the bottom with the initial 'R' on it. I reached into the bag to try and grab the orgasmic object but suddenly retracted my hand, when a pain similiar to touching a flame spread throughout my fingers.
I flinched back and hissed. "euuurgh😩" I moaned, sticking my fingers in my mouth.
Hermione stared at the necklace and furrowed her brows, looking as if she had a lot on her mind.
"I'm going to the library." She said, "I'll see you at the christmas party tonight" and with that she moonwalked out the room.
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The Pussy Destroyer
فكاهة{satire} "i can destroy everyones pussy in this room, apart from yours. It's very frustrating." Lilah Buttercup is a quirky, shy and goofy girl who's beauty outshines anyone in her path. She's not the type to fall for a bad boy like Malfoy... but so...
