a/n reminder of the terminology:
-Queef-le
-Buldger
-The Gay Switch
I pulled on my sexy quidditch uniform and placed my diva cup back into my cupboard. Naturally, I moaned when Ginny came into my dorm and told me we needed to go on, so I creamed delicately and followed behind her.
When we got to the pitch, I started to fart with anxiousness. What if I wasn’t good enough? What if my bunda was to big that I fall off my broom? I was dragged out of my thoughts when all of a sudden a familiar discharge ferret boy grabbed me by my waist.
“Hey babygirl” he smirked, twirling a finger through my beef flaps, “Good luck out there, I know you’ll be amazing.”
“Thanks Drakie-poo” I said cutely, as I inhaled the smell of his cheesy balls, “you smell sour like funky”
“only for you bby” he smirked before kissing all four of my cheeks and evaporating away.
A whistle was heard from outside and I strutted towards the rest of the team. Stanky Cormac slapped my kneecaps before we floated out onto the pitch.
All of a sudden the whistle blew, causing me to queef in surprise.
We all shot up into the air and started zooming around the pitch. The wind was cold and icy as I flew further and further into the sky, my eyes darting everywhere as I searched for the Switch.
My heart sank when a cloaked shape began moving towards me. I shreiked and rapidly turned on my broom only to find another coming at me from another angle.
Then a chilling feeling began coursing throughout my body as I looked down in shock and horror.
A dementor was eating me out.
Yanking my body away from it, I turned my broom towards the ground and started zooming back down. I didn't look back as I accelerated towards the ground, my bumhole hairs waving in the air.
As if by pure luck, directly in my eyeline shined a golden ballsack with feathery wings an I stretched out my hand. The rain was against me, as my fingers struggled to get around the Switch, but at that moment a felt my body collide with the ground and I tumbled across the grass.
My head was spinning as I rolled about on the grass. I fumbled around in search for the Switch but I couldn't find it anywhere.
"Shit." I cursed, "Shit, Shit, Shit-" But I abruptly stopped when I felt an odd feeling in my pussy.
I slowly put my and down my trousers and pulled out the Gay Switch. It was covered in cream and smelled sour like funky!
"AND LILAH BUTTERCUP CATCHES THE SWITCH!" Yelled Lee, as the whole crowd cheered my name.
I looked to the wings to see if Draco was there, but I couldn't see him anywhere.
I moaned.
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The Pussy Destroyer
Humor{satire} "i can destroy everyones pussy in this room, apart from yours. It's very frustrating." Lilah Buttercup is a quirky, shy and goofy girl who's beauty outshines anyone in her path. She's not the type to fall for a bad boy like Malfoy... but so...
