The last day of term was finally here. I packed up my suitcase and moaned a goodbye to my dorm. I left the common room to find Dean massaging Seamus' balls.
I crept passed them and started making my way to the entrance courtyard to meet Ron, Harry and Hemione.
As I wondered towards the three, I felt someone spin me around. It was Lavender.
"Can I have it back please?" She snarled, pointing at my hair. I reached up to feel the silk, watermelon scrunchie Draco gave me in my messy bun.
"This is mine. I don't know what you're talking about." I said. Lavenders sour expression became more evil and she smirked at me.
"Leave her alone." I heard a voice say, and I spun around to find Ginny standing behind me, her fists clenched.
"Fuck off you, I don't need your help, I know what you did to me."
A hurt expression washed over Ginny's face, before she turned around and dropped a colossal fart in my face.
With disgust, I turned around to face Lavender again, but she'd disappeared.
"Hey, Lilah!" I heard a voice called, and I turned around to see Hermi limping over to me.
"Mione? What happened." I asked when I saw her waddle towards me.
"Oh, just got my vagina demolished by Krum, no biggie, but he sure was" She chuckled, before linking her arm in mine and pulling me off.
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"So Harry" I asked, "What does one plan on doing with all that prize money?" I noticed Harry giving an odd look towards the twins but he shook it off.
"Oh..um.. probably get a new collection of buttplugs" He shrugged, continuing to eat his chocolate frog. I looked over to Hermione, who was holding a jar with a beetle inside. She noticed me looking and answered my question before I could ask it.
"Rita Skeeter, the 'journalist'." She giggled. I nodded before continuing to create fake scenarios in my head.
His soft hand traced the bottom of my plump lips.
"Lilah..." He whispered tentatively.
"Lilah.."
"Lilah."
"LILAH""LILAH!" I jumped in surprise to feel someone pulling my arm. The rest of the train carriage was empty, and I looked over to see Draco pulling me up.
"C'mon we're at Kings Cross"
I grabbed my trunk, and my porn magazine before making my way out of the carriage and onto the platform.
"Well... I guess I'll see you around, P-"
I looked around to see Draco completely disappear from my vision.
"-Pussy Destroyer..."
END OF YEAR FOUR.
Just saying next year is gonna get a heck load more funky, cuz we finna get railllledddd.
Also Lilahs going to grow more into the 'Gryffindor' personality she was placed into, and will stop fucking crying all the time and become more of a bad bleep.😼
But she still has absolutely zero rectum control 😩
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The Pussy Destroyer
Mizah{satire} "i can destroy everyones pussy in this room, apart from yours. It's very frustrating." Lilah Buttercup is a quirky, shy and goofy girl who's beauty outshines anyone in her path. She's not the type to fall for a bad boy like Malfoy... but so...