𝐄𝐗𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐄. 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐲 𝐨 𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐲𝐤𝐚𝐜𝐡

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- nie spodziewaliśmy się tu hiszpańskiej inkwizycji tak szybko, co?

When crying, you:

» sob loud enough so God himself can hear you: Słowacki, Chopin, Wieck

» break the nearest object: Mickiewicz

» immediately try to cope: Krasiński, Lipiński

» use humor to calm down: Liszt, Szymanowska

» vent to every being in existence: Paganini

» become a nomad: Mendellsohn

» merge with the floor: Sand, Schumann

» die: Norwid

» all of the above, in that order: Berlioz

How do you drink water?

» in a glass: Chopin, Mendellsohn, Szymanowska

» in a mug: Krasiński, Wieck

» from a water bottle: Słowacki, Lipiński

» in a bowl: Berlioz

» sink water is ~delicious~: Schumann

» i only eat ice, i feel NO PAIN: Paganini

» water? What's that?: Norwid, Sand

» sTrAiGhT fRoM tHe rEfRiGerAtOr LiKE THe HeAThen i aM: Mickiewicz, Liszt

Babysitting:

» actual parent: Krasiński, Schumann, Wieck

» wine aunt: Berlioz, Mendellsohn

» great at babysitting: Słowacki, Liszt

» mediocre at babysitting: Mickiewicz, Lipiński

» the house is on fire, God is dead: Norwid, Paganini, Sand

» is the child: Chopin, Szymanowska

Cooking:

» amazing chef: Słowacki, Mendellsohn, Lipiński, Szymanowska

» can make basic meals decently: Mickiewicz, Krasiński, Liszt

» can bake, but cannot cook: Chopin, Wieck

» microvave meals count as cooking, right?: Norwid, Schumann, Sand

» burned pasta because they didn't know you had to put water in the pot to boil it: Berlioz, Paganini

In the garden:

» prunes the plants, gives up after a while and has a drink: Krasiński, Lipiński, Wieck

» shoots people with a watergun: Liszt, Paganini, Sand

» sleeps in hammock, is annoyed by everyone else: Mickiewicz, Słowacki, Mendellsohn

» looks for insects, talks to them: Norwid, Chopin, Szymanowska

» climbs a tree, proceeds to shout 'get on my level': Berlioz, Schumann