𝐄𝐗𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐄. 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐲 𝐨 𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐲𝐤𝐚𝐜𝐡

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Dealing with sickness:

» "my body may be broken, but I won't slack off!": Mickiewicz, Mendelssohn, Szymanowska

» *sleeps until their health is restored*: Liszt, Lipiński, Schumann

» complains every damn minute, even when they are fine: Słowacki, Berlioz

» "i am afraid this is a farewell!": Krasiński, Chopin, Wieck

» goes out even if infective because others don't deserve health: Norwid, Paganini, Sand

Lending money to a friend:

» "i insist to be repaid as soon as possible": Paganini

» "i don't need to be repaid, but they'll owe me one": Słowacki, Liszt

» "i wrote up a contract so there can't be any misunderstanding": Norwid, Lipiński

» "i don't worry about it, debt is fine in true friendships": Krasiński, Wieck

» "i don't need to be repaid, i like to help those in need": Chopin, Szymanowska

» "i will probably remember it the next time i'll be broke": Mickiewicz, Berlioz

» "eh... that's why i'm almost always low on money...": Mendelssohn, Schumann

» "you call it lending money, i call it an investment": Sand

Being unable to find their pajama pants:

» wears regular comfy pants instead: Krasiński, Paganini

» goes and looks for them or the new ones around the house: Słowacki, Chopin, Schumann

» sleeping in pants they were wearing before bedtime because they don't give a shit: Norwid, Berlioz

» doesn't have this problem, they always put things back where they're supposed to be: Mendelssohn, Lipiński, Szymanowska, Wieck

» pants are optional: Mickiewicz, Liszt, Sand

"Your next mission will be suicide mission":

» *screams internally*: Krasiński, Chopin, Szymanowska

» "i had a good life": Słowacki, Schumann, Wieck

» "cool, who do i have to suicide": Liszt, Berlioz, Lipiński

» "just give me the order": Mickiewicz, Mendelssohn, Sand

» "fucking finally": Norwid, Paganini

Walking in public:

» "don't touch me!": Mickiewicz, Mendelssohn, Schumann

» "why is everyone walking so slow?": Słowacki, Liszt, Lipiński, Sand

» spaces off and runs into someone: Chopin, Berlioz, Szymanowska

» smiles and wishes everyone a good day: Krasiński, Wieck

» they never leave their house: Norwid, Paganini

- i bonusik, bo jestem z tego zadowolona

Heterodon't Rex w swoim naturalnym środowisku

[you want context? idk if you're getting it. man, i already love my musically talented gay son]