𝐄𝐗𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐄. 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐲 𝐨 𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐲𝐤𝐚𝐜𝐡

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When a bag is stuck in the vending machine:

» tries to get the snack by sticking their arm in the slot: Słowacki, Paganini

» shakes the vending machine: Mickiewicz, Mendellsohn

» punches/kicks the glass: Liszt, Schumann

» asks someone for help: Krasiński, Chopin, Szymanowska

» all of above, in that order: Berlioz

» destroys the stupid thing: Norwid, Sand

» would never go to a vending machine: Lipiński, Wieck

Decorating house for Christmas:

» decorates every inch of their house: Chopin, Liszt, Szymanowska

» festive enough to decorate nicely: Słowacki, Krasiński, Lipiński, Wieck

» puts up a tree and calls it a day: Mickiewicz, Mendellsohn

» begrudgingly puts up a decoration or two: Berlioz, Schumann

» "people decorate for Christmas?": Norwid, Sand

» would rather die than decorate: Paganini

If someone sneezes:

» "bless you": Mendellsohn, Wieck

» "gesundheit": Norwid, Lipiński

» "thanks": Mickiewicz, Liszt

» "same": Słowacki, Berlioz, Schumann

» "shut the fuck up": Paganini, Sand

» *jumps out of their seat with fear*: Krasiński, Chopin, Szymanowska

"kill yourself":

» blocks them, doesn't engage: Szymanowska

» "fuck off": Mendellsohn, Schumann

» "lol no u": Chopin, Sand

» "kill me yourself, coward": Norwid, Lipiński

» sends their mom screenshots: Krasiński, Wieck

» finds all their information, uses it to blackmail them: Liszt

» steals their credit card information: Słowacki, Berlioz

» shows up at their house: Mickiewicz, Paganini

Reactions to being told they're the chosen one:

» "i will not let you down": Mickiewicz, Szymanowska

» "sounds fun!": Krasiński, Liszt

» "k": Słowacki, Lipiński, Sand

» "no i'm fucking not": Norwid, Berlioz

» "do i have to be?": Chopin, Wieck

» "please god i'm so tired": Mendellsohn, Paganini, Schumann