[SDMN] Imagines

Deadmen: Random #9

Idk what this is. Shoutout incorrect-sidemen-quotes on Tumblr for the bulk of dialogue.

Death of a 'Savior'

"You saved us, Tobi! I owe you my life." JJ squeezed the air out of his friend in a suffocating hug.

"No thanks." Tobi barely huffed out. JJ dropped him from the hug. "I've seen it, and I'm not impressed."

"Touché." he snickered. But he couldn't let Tobi have the last word. A gun was whipped out to shoot Tobi.

Death of a 'Superstar'

Christmas wasn't quite the same without Tobi. The season's spirit wasn't as infectious. Even so, the Sidemen carried on as normal. Everyone's mind was on their loss, but JJ wanted to be the center of attention. He put a selfie of himself on top of the Christmas tree. As he climbed down the ladder to appreciate his decoration, Simon walked in from behind with a glass of milk in hand.

"Why is your selfie on the tree?" Simon sighed.

"Because I shine brighter than the star." JJ gleamed with his chest puffed out and hands on his hips. Simon frowned and furrowed his brows. He disappeared into the kitchen once more.

JJ looked to Vik but he just shrugged at him. Then Simon came charging back in.

"sIMON PUT DOWN THE KNIFE—" Vik screamed. But it was too late.

Interlude 1

The second casket in a year was seen resting in a room through the open doorway. Mild chatter echoed in the unnerving silence. They all twiddled with their drinks in their hands. Simon scoffed, shoving his hands in his dress pant pockets.

"If I die, my funeral is gonna be the biggest fucking party and you're all invited." Simon announced to his nearby mates.

"What do you mean 'if'?" Ethan asked.

"Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and he might not even die." Harry mumbled to himself.

"I want to kiss you." Ethan whispered while looking at Harry.

"What?" He wasn't paying attention.

"I said if you die, I won't miss you." he covered his tracks.

"Oh..."

Death of a 'Hottie'

"Wow, Simon you look hot today." Vik complimented. The man was brandishing a new pair of jeans.

"I look hot everyday." he hissed. Vik raised an eyebrow at his hostility. "I'd make anything look good. I could be wearing a body bag and still look hot." he smirked.

"Let's test that theory."

Interlude 2

The car lurched forward aggressively. Their bodies followed suit almost causing Ethan's head to hit the steering wheel and Harry's head to smack the glove compartment. Ethan's foot let off of the brake to let the car roll through the stop sign he almost blew.

"I am a graceful driver." Ethan stated. Harry slowly turned to him with a dumbfounded face.

"You almost ran someone over the other day!"

"...I did it gracefully."

Death of a 'Loner'

"Hey, can you tuck me in?"