peace

chapter 21

Meredith opened the front door to reveal Cristina with an exhausted look on her face.

"I brought tequila." Cristina sighed.

"Oh I am so happy to hear that." Meredith responded sarcastically.

"What, just because you can't drink doesn't mean I am giving it up."

"Whatever, baby likes sparkling cider better anyways."

"Hi Cristina." Izzie said from the couch on the living room.

"Hey" Cristina said as she collapsed onto the armchair. "Where is McDreamy?"

"He's working tonight." Meredith responded with a slight frown on her face.

"Meredith," Izzie laughed. "It's one night."

"God, she is missing McDreamy." Cristina laughed.

"I just- shut up. I am supposed to like spending time with my boyfriend." She defended.

"You work with him, you come home to him, and you are growing his child. Aren't you tired of him?" Cristina said.

"I- don't know what's wrong with me!" Meredith exclaimed. "I am not the girl who misses a boy after one night apart. I am the girl who has dirty sex with boys then kicks them out in the morning. He has ruined me."

"I sleep down the hall from you, and I can tell you that the dirty sex part is definitely still there." Izzie laughed.

"Oh really?" Cristina smirked and raised an eyebrow at Mer.

"If they keep up at this pace, their child is going to be traumatized."

"Baby won't be traumatized for the first 6 weeks. Apparently you can't have sex for a month and half after giving birth." Meredith sighed.

"So? You've gone months without having sex." Cristina said.

"Not while sleeping in the same bed as Derek."

"Mer, you're going to be so exhausted with the baby that sex will be the last thing on your mind." Izzie comforted.

"Oh thank you so much Izzie, that makes me feel so much better." Meredith said sarcastically.

"I suggest fucking him as much as you can while you can." Cristina said bluntly.

Meredith laughed, "I should just go to the hospital and jump him now."

"You could, everyone already knows you are together." Cristina responded.

"It's all the hospital has been talking about" Izzie smirked.

"Great." Meredith sighed.

"They are calling you 'the beast tamer'" Cristina laughed.

"What?" Meredith questioned.

"Everyone is accrediting you for making Derek all smiley and happy." Izzie said.

"That wasn't me, that was baby." Meredith corrected.

"Oh he was happy when the baby thing happened, but he's gotten nauseously happy since you guys started dating." Cristina said.

"People originally thought it was because of Dr. Montgomery coming, but now it's all you." Izzie said.

"Huh, well, 'beast tamer' is a pretty bad ass name." Meredith laughed.

"And Dr. Montgomery is now the 'beast maker'" Cristina said.

"That's what you get for cheating on your husband." Izzie sneered.

"It wasn't all her fault." Meredith defended.

"Why are you defending your boyfriends ex-wife?" Cristina asked. "She's the competition."

"Okay 1) she is not the competition, Derek has no interest in her. And 2) that's a real feminist take you got there."

"Fine. But she IS hot." Cristina said.

"Then maybe you should go for her."

"Maybe I will" Cristina said.

"Sorry, Cristina, I don't think she swings that way." Izzie said.

"Too bad."

The door started to open and Derek appeared in the house, "Mer, I'm home." He announced.

"Oh thank god." Meredith mumbled under her breath, causing both Izzie and Cristina to laugh. 

(Idk why but this took me way too long to write, anyways, please vote and comment.)