MISFITS
Chapter 1
Monologue for the story of Misfits begins with Gage The Galactic Retard going to a planet on his hover-bike while wearing a mask with a breathing tube inside of it having pipes going out of the mask into the oxygen tanks on the side of the hover-bike going to planet Dakota home to all the furry dwellers while having the thirst of throwing them to the shadow realm while burning their homes as he lands down on a grassy field while he sees some Furries fucking in the bushes and some voring each other as he thinks to himself.
Gage: "This is going to be messy fucking Christmas they're already voring each other".
He steps off the hover-board keeping his mask on but removing the tube from the mask as he takes a look around then sees a weird looking baby furry in a log cabin house then he throws a grenade inside its mouth yelling
Gage:"Merry Christmas you filthy animals!"
Before the furry military unit arrives Gage goes into a small town kicking the doors open to a church while they are crucifying a small naked furry on a cross with a lewd expression on its face then he goes to the furry priest and grabs him by the throat cutting off both of his ears then tail and shoving them down his throat while shooting down the furry nuns as they scream Anubis! Anubis!! "As they say "die you non-fur" as he just appears behind them and shoots them both in the back of the head then he proceeds to drown the priest's body in the holy water as the water becomes red from the blood of the priest as a group of cult followers try to run out of the church then he cartwheels to the door first and locks them inside with them proceeding to twirl while shooting all the cult followers while one tries to run away screaming "oh lord! Save us from this devil!" Gage proceeds to take a tiny gun and shoot through the furies head leaving a small bullet hole about the size of a cheap tic tac as he walks away the body falls and he kicks down the door, and it flies off the hinges hitting one of the furry police officers car windshield killing the furry inside
furry five star general with a megaphone yells out to Gage
The General Furry: "uwu have bwoken the fuwwy waw numbew twenty thwee come with me in peace ow pay with youw non fuw bwood"
Two furry officers get behind Gage and proceed to pin him down then uses space handcuffs on him as he tries to resists arrest then one of the furry officers tases him while removing his mask revealing his face as a large space aircraft with a police logo on the aircrafts front while Gage looks up at a light coming down making him disappear with his last words being
Gage:"oh fuck....."
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Misfits (Outdated Original)
Bilim Kurgu(Date May 2 2021) (Cancelled) (Age rating - Rated R) A raunchy sci-fi story about a group of misguided characters who struggle to get along who find themselves becoming heros in there own right and finding friends and family in bizarre places
