Human

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"Ughhh my head" Beau groaned.

"That's what you get for getting to drunk." Laurens said as she ate her eggs

"Next time please stop me."

"You think I didn't try?" She asked.

"Uh. No?"

Lauren sighed, "your so lucky you have a pretty face. Because you have nothing it that brain of yours."

"That hurt."

"Good, It was supposed too."

"Gosh so rude." Beau said as he finished making hashbrowns. "Want some?"

"Obviously, you have good hashbrowns."

"I'm aware, I'm a great chef."

"I'm better."

"And where is your proof?"

"I showed you how to make macroons." Lauren said before stuffing her face with hashbrowns.

"Fine be like that."

"I will."

"You weren't supposed to respond!"

"But I did" she said smiling at how annoyed Beau was getting.

"But!"

"If you were an animal you would be a stubborn puppy who doesn't listen when it's owner tell's it to sit."

"What does that have to do with anything?"

"Everything."

"Ugh."

Beau left the kitchen and went to the bathroom, Lauren got up and followed him. Beau grabbed his tooth brush and started to brush his teeth.

"You know what's funny?"

"Hm?" Beau said looking at her through the mirror.

"This is my grandparents house but you still have a toothbrush here and even your own drawers full of your clothes. I think that says something."

Beau raised his eyebrows.

"We have to much sleepovers, dummy."

Beau shrugged.

"Like your using my toothpaste! That's mine!"

Beau spit the toothpaste into the sink, "learn to share."

"Uh no, this is my toothpaste from France!"

"Down puppy." Beau said while placing a hand on her head.

"Your not that much taller than me."

"Yes I am. By like a foot."

"I'm 5'8! Your like..." She paused doing the math in her head. "Your four inches taller than me!"

"Yeah."

"Thats not even a foot! Its a fourth! Get better at math!"

"Ouch so salty."

"Wow and your just so funny" Lauren said annoyed.

"Im not sorry."

"Of course you aren't."

Beau hugged her before she left the bathroom. He stuffed his face into her neck.

"Forgiveness hug?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No, and I swear to god if you try biting me I will never speak to you again."

"Why would I bite you?"

"You seem like a person who would bite another person."