Dream SMP ~«One Shots»~

★Bladder Infection - Sapnap

Warning this chapter may contain inappropriate language and mature content.

Tw - second hand embarrassment

Channel(s) - Dream, Sapnap, GeorgeNotFound

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Sapnap's pov

I groan, shivering at the coldness to the bed sheets I'm curled under. Hang on.. cold? I've been under them for hours so why are the cold further down.

I sit up, rubbing my eyes as I peel the covers back. A yellow staining wet patch of the white silk sheets. I groan again, flopping back against the pillows.

Of fucking course I wet the bed. It's not my fault. When I get a bladder infection, which I often do, I always end up wetting the bed because I sleep like the fucking dead.

God, Dream's probably either gonna tease me or be pissed off that I just ruined some expensive ass sheets.

I sigh, getting up and stripping my clothes off and going for a morning piss before showering and then getting dressed in to clean, dry clothes. No damp underwear or anything.

I then begin to strip all the sheets off the bed, groaning at the small stain on the actual mattress where it soaked through.

Fuck sake!

Now I'm gonna have to scrub that clean too. I sigh, bundling up the dirtied sheets and taking them, along with my dirtied pajamas, to the washing machine.

I find Dream in the kitchen, by the sink with an energy drink and a bowl of some type of cereal.

"Whatcha got there?" Dream asks, looking up from his cereal.

"Forgot to put protection down on the bed sheets since I have another bladder infection" I mumble softly and Dream hums, nodding his head as he knows about how I have worse control over my bladder than others.

"Wash them with comfort and scent boosters, I'll put 'em in the dryer later" Dream says and I smile softly.

"Thanks man" I say softly and he hums, going into a cupboard and pulling out the two components.

I shove my washing into the machine and add the stuff needed before starting the cycle for an hour and a half. I then get some bleach and head to clean up the mattress.

<Later>

I laugh, holding a hand over my mouth as we stream with George. When I say we, I mean me and Dream.

I cough, laughing harder at Dream's kettle like wheeze. My laughter is cut short at a warm wetness suddenly spurting in to my boxers and shorts.

"Fuck, shit!" I exclaim, pushing my headphones off and grabbing myself as I quickly get up and rush out of the room, little streams of pee spiralling down my legs and around to my ankles.

I quick my door shut behind me, my bladder contents flooding down my legs with a heavy pitter patter and I groan, leaning back against the door.

"Sapnap, you good man?" Dream calls from his room across the house.

"Nope, fucking laughed too hard whilst having to pee!" I call back and he quickly does something before coming to me.

"Ah.. right, just take your socks and shit off. Go change and clean up, I'll get a mop and stuff for here. I won't look at you either" Dream says before going off to the cupboard. I do as he says, stripping my wet clothing off before rushing off to my room with my privates cupped in hand.

I grab some clothes and quickly dress, cleaning my legs down with a wet cloth. I then fix my outfit and head back to the stream.

"You two good?" George asks as he hears me sit down in my chair and my headphones go on.

"Hmm, yeah sorry" I say with a soft laugh and he hums.

"What's that about then? Leaky bladder, getting old huh?" George teases and I laugh half heartedly.

"No, I'm on stronger medication to treat another UTI that I have but the doctors might have to put a permanent catheter in cause I keep getting them" I say and George sighs.

"I see, well.. if that does have to happen.. I'm getting close to having enough money to move in with you guys.. I reckon two.. three months more of saving spare money and I should be good!" George exclaims and I smile.

"We're gonna have the best times together!" I exclaim and Dream clears his throat as he unmutes his mic.

"Right, I'm back.. sporting aching arms and a can of monster with some waffles!" Dream exclaims happily and I gasp.

"You made waffles but didn't offer me some?" I ask and he laughs softly.

"There's a plate on the kitchen side for you" Dream says and I gasp again.

"Thank you so much Dream!" I exclaim before rushing off to go and get the plate. I come back, bouncing with happiness at the waffles. "Mmmm! So good, my goodness Dream, thank you so much!" I exclaim, stuffing the waffles in to my mouth.

We go back to playing, just messing around of the smp before playing a few rounds of bed wars and then just sitting and talking before the stream ends and we continue to talk with eachother for a few hours until it's time for bed.

We even made dinner and shit whilst talking together. How fun. What a long day huh, I make sure to put a protective plastic sheet over the mattress and an easily washable towel under a blanket so I don't ruin the duvet when I go to sleep.

I haven't drunk much but it's still a precaution. A just in case type of thing.

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Word count - 955

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