Dream SMP ~«One Shots»~

★Married? Not Yet - JSlimecicle

Warning this chapter may contain inappropriate language and mature content.

Channel(s) - Chuckle sandwich, Jschlatt, Slimecicle, Ted Nivison, Ranboo

Just four Americans on a podcast.

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Schlatt's pov

"That's besides the point, Ranboo.. what's your favourite fast food?" Ted asks, slamming his hands against the table.

"Um.. hmm.. I don't.. I don't know, I don't have it much since my parents taught me to cook when I was young.. I make my own food" Ranboo explains and Charlie giggles.

"He's the complete opposite of you!" He exclaims, poking at my cheek.

"How so?" I ask with a slight whine and he laughs.

"You're a terrible chef.. you live off of fast food and cereal!" Charlie exclaims and I pout but end up laughing anyways, placing a hand slightly on his thigh.

I'm pretty sure no one can see where my hands are when the camera angles change just as long as I keep my body at certain angles.

We move on to discuss a horror movie, laughing and discussing the different scenes. Apparently, horror movies actually scare people. I knew they somewhat scared Charlie and that's why I like them so much. I get to have him cuddled in to my lap with blankets around us and everything.

"No, I hate horror so I understand where Ranboo is coming from!" Charlie exclaims and I smirk, leaning back before feeling a hand on my crotch.

I shakily inhale, subtly glancing down at Charlie's hand that's places firmly against my cock, rubbing small circles on to me. I bite my lip, turning back to the conversation.

"I really like horror movies" I say softly, trying to give my input and ignore the distraction on my lap.

"Yeah, you laugh through them" Charlie says with a scoff, rolling his palm against my semi.

"Oh.. how would you know?" Ted asks with a smirk and I scoff, biting my tongue to hold in any noises.

"Oh.. I have issues sleeping.. I can't, so most nights I go and wake Charlie and we watch movies until I fall asleep" I say softly, fidgeting with my glass.

"I see.. is this a struggle you've been dealing with for a while?" Ted asks and I hum.

"Yeah.. Charlie always helps now though" I say softly and he smiles fondly at me.

"You two look like a married couple" Ted says with a laugh and me and Charlie exchange a glance.

"Married? Not yet.." I say with a smirk and Charlie's eyes widen.

"What-!?" He exclaims and I laugh.

"Just wait.. time will reveal all bubble" I say softly and he groans.

"I hate it when you go all mystery Schlatt on me!" Charlie exclaims and I laugh.

"It makes me look and sound hot though" I say and Charlie hums.

"It does.. it really does.. really.. really hot" Charlie says, whispering softly towards the end as his pupils dilate.

I smirk, gently caressing his right cheek and pecking his lips. I bite my lip as I pull back, squeezing his thigh softly.

"Later.. I promise.." I say softly, gently running my thumb over his lips.

He parts them, slipping it in and I freeze, forgetting how to breathe for a minute. I'm just blown away by how open and forward he's being with this.

"Oh wow.. already desperate for me, eh slut?" I ask with a soft growl and he smirks.

"Yeah.. m'your slut!" Charlie exclaims, grabbing at my shirt.

"Audio listeners.. love you to death.." Ted says, watching in shock.

"You guys okay to continue this.. this slut needs a good dealing with" I say with a smirk, grabbing Charlie by his wrist.

I pull him away from the cameras and off to a bathroom, him covering his crotch with his shirt and I cover mine with my hand. Well partly.

"Ugh.. fuck.. be rough" Charlie moans out as I slam him against the bathroom door once it's closed behind us.

"Oh don't worry baby.. I will be.." I say with a smirk, undoing his belt as I suck at his neck.

Ted's pov

"This is erh.. kinda awkward.." I say, tapping my fingers on the table as we hear the bathroom door thump and muffled moans meet our ears.

"Yeah.. wanna end this and go get food?" Ranboo asks, pushing his cup forward. "I haven't eaten anything since like ten this morning" Ranboo says softly, rubbing his stomach as it growls.

"Alright, food time.. I'm starved anyways" I say before doing my outro for the podcast, saying goodbye to all the viewers before going off with Ranboo to go get some food with the crew.

"What should we tell Schlatt and Charlie?" One of the crew members asks and I shrug.

"Leave a note.. they'll go a few rounds first.. different positions, Schlatt's that type of person and Charlie's just really horny.. all the time" I say before going to grab my coat, leading Ranboo and the others out of the studio.

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Word count - 864

Hello cubs, I hope you enjoyed this one shot and feel free to leave any requests in the comments! By the way, I wrote this as a complete joke ages ago lol.